Ramp festival on the burner next weekend in Graham County

Ready for some ramps? The pungent mountain delicacy is celebrated at the annual Smoky Mountain Romp & Ramps Festival in Graham County, about 90 minutes from Asheville.

[Folk Face]

bastids probably dig up 3 acres to have this festival for a bunch of transplant yankees

i love ramps but ill be dammed if i am gonna go sit around with a bunch of furriners and pay a buncha money to eat something i would rather go get and eat myself.

ramp festivals orta be against the law. they probably are, depending on where the ramps come from. bunch of crooks stealing them from Uncle Sam, mostly.

[Citizen Blogger X]

Lets see ?? from my location you are a yankee !! So keep your tail out of Robbinsville one trip there with your tood could mean a lifetime of wondering what happened to you by your family !! Lot of big rocks to hide under over there (hint hint )

[Cornbread1]

Graham county has got to be the most backwards, inbred, dumbazz bunch of idiots on the planet.

[Folk Face]

Citizen Blogger X wrote:

Lets see ?? from my location you are a yankee !! So keep your tail out of Robbinsville one trip there with your tood could mean a lifetime of wondering what happened to you by your family !! Lot of big rocks to hide under over there (hint hint )

i don't read illiterate pidgin english very well can someone tell me if this is really what it seems like, namely one of the homosexuals is hitting on me? i understand that they are probably the gayest men on the planet but they are a bit repressed about it, like this heathern boor that has accosted me here.

[Shades of Grey]

Cornbread1 wrote:

Graham county has got to be the most backwards, inbred, dumbazz bunch of idiots on the planet.

This coming from someone in Draklin? Pot meet kettle :-0