Who do you support for Lieutenant Gov...
Native Man

United States

#852 Apr 14, 2014
Indian Girl wrote:
I like to fart in the tipi. Then after I poop I will wipe using bark and corn husks.
Me too. I like to cover the opening at the top with a bear skin, to keep the farts in my tipi.
republican

San Antonio, TX

#855 May 2, 2014
Pam Jones wrote:
I am voting republican.
republican
Bob

Paris, TX

#856 May 3, 2014
David Dewhurst
Patrick

Paris, TX

#857 May 4, 2014
Dan Patrick
Pochafartis

United States

#858 May 5, 2014
Native Man wrote:
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Me too. I like to cover the opening at the top with a bear skin, to keep the farts in my tipi.
I heard the peace pipe is made of poop. I am making one now.
cindy

Carrizo Springs, TX

#859 May 5, 2014
he asked
Native Man

United States

#861 May 6, 2014
Pochafartis wrote:
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I heard the peace pipe is made of poop. I am making one now.
Just dont use poo with undigested peanuts in it. Some times they snap and crackle when you smoke.
GOP

Paris, TX

#863 May 8, 2014
Vote David Dewhurst
Tipiology

Katy, TX

#864 May 8, 2014
Native Man wrote:
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Me too. I like to cover the opening at the top with a bear skin, to keep the farts in my tipi.
Then light the peace pipe full of horse poop. Yummy smell.
Voter

Paris, TX

#865 May 14, 2014
David Dewhurst
Yvette Garcia

El Paso, TX

#866 May 14, 2014
GOP wrote:
Vote David Dewhurst
I will be voting for Wendy for governor because her plan makes more sense to me than yours. She simply advocates that we spend money to buy birth control pills for all women to keep them from getting knocked up. It’s unrealistic and even inhumane to think that girls won’t have sex. I had my first lay at age 14 and couldn’t get enough after that. I began to hump any man that was nice to me. If we don’t buy the pills for the girls, we’ll be stuck once she gets pregnant. In that scenario we either fork over hundred of dollars for an abortion or we have to fund the little bastard for the next 20 years through welfare, food stamps and Medicaid. So all you complainers need to wake up and smell the coffee – do you want to pay a few dollars for the birth control up front or hundreds of dollars to kill the baby after she gets pregnant or tens of thousands to pay for the kid through high school?
Froylan

Rockwall, TX

#867 May 14, 2014
Yvette Garcia wrote:
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I will be voting for Wendy for governor because her plan makes more sense to me than yours. She simply advocates that we spend money to buy birth control pills for all women to keep them from getting knocked up. It’s unrealistic and even inhumane to think that girls won’t have sex. I had my first lay at age 14 and couldn’t get enough after that. I began to hump any man that was nice to me. If we don’t buy the pills for the girls, we’ll be stuck once she gets pregnant. In that scenario we either fork over hundred of dollars for an abortion or we have to fund the little bastard for the next 20 years through welfare, food stamps and Medicaid. So all you complainers need to wake up and smell the coffee – do you want to pay a few dollars for the birth control up front or hundreds of dollars to kill the baby after she gets pregnant or tens of thousands to pay for the kid through high school?
Que pinche ramera tan pendeja.
Texas

Del Rio, TX

#868 May 15, 2014
get out and vote
Native Man

United States

#869 May 15, 2014
Tipiology wrote:
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Then light the peace pipe full of horse poop. Yummy smell.
I like to fart wearing nothing but my war bonnet...
t

Corpus Christi, TX

#871 May 17, 2014
Hydrogen
Human Debasement Team IV

San Antonio, TX

#881 May 18, 2014
No matter who is elected, Patrick & Doohurst pack a lot of stench.
why

Hondo, TX

#882 May 18, 2014
test
Mack Dodge

Pflugerville, TX

#883 May 20, 2014
Voted for Dew, but voting D in November.
i am not stupid

San Antonio, TX

#884 May 20, 2014
Pflugerville.... hu.....

6103--- someone ordered zebra truck---- oh sister seriously you will not want to have a zebra print truck .. get something that you will love to drive forever
i am not stupid

San Antonio, TX

#885 May 20, 2014
9625-- pic out whatever kinda truck you want ... get something you will want to drive for a while.... like a nice ford ... in a tan or goldish tan is very classy....

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