Your doctor called the other day.<quoted text>Same old crap from the same old traitor. Yawn.
She wanted to know if I'd be paying for your Xanax with my credit card, or should she send me a bill just like usual.
We Responsible Americans don't mind paying for your freeloading deadbeats, but could you maybe consider using generic anti-hallucinogens- carrying you Right Wingers on our backs is tough enough.
By the way - my check to pay for your kids medical care and free lunches is also on the way.