Indiana lawyer found asleep in trash can

An Indiana lawyer who was found asleep headfirst in a neighbor's trash can after a night of drinking has apologized and says he's embarrassed.

[curious]

Barfing himself unconscious.

[Artsy]

OMG this is truly funny!

[Book Em Danno]

Should have left him in there. What do you call 1000 lawyers out at the landfill? A good start.

[Someone in York]

LIONEL HUTZ!!!!

[La Migra]

He must have been a defense attorney.

[Einstein]

That was either one big trash can or one tiny lawyer.

[aaa]

that sounds like Indiana to me!

[Philliesfan]

"has apologized and says he's embarrassed".

As well he should be.

[whatajoke]

Q: What do you call a lawyer in a trash can?
A: A good start!
HAHAHAHA!

[PeePee]

He was found where most lawyers belong.

[Gunslinger915]

You ever get up in the morning, their is a pile of clothes in the floor and YOU are in them?? If drinkin don't kill you, the fall into the dumpster truck will.:)

[Sua Sponte]

How many lawyer jokes are there ?

Only two, the rest are all true.

[Book Em Danno]

Edwich wrote:

<quoted text>
What do you call a million lawyers in the ocean?
A great Start.

You guys should give it a break. I nailed it in #3.

[lawforsale]

finally the covenant for lawyers has been found. now if the rest follow.

[Get Real]

Why won't sharks attack a lawyer? Professional courtesy.

[BGHOZ]

whatajoke wrote:

Q: What do you call a lawyer in a trash can?
A: A good start!
HAHAHAHA!

LoL!

[Gunslinger915]

What do you think when a lawyer is up to his neck in cement??? No enough cement :)

[Commander Bunny]

That can't be very good on His back.

[Bill F]

He was stumbling by and the smell from the garbage can made him feel like there was a lawyer convention going on in there so in he went. I wonder what his income tax expense report will be for this luxury hotel room and meal.

[Nobama]

A Lawyer in a trash can? Thats appropriate.