Why does my poop taste funny


Since: Sep 12

Traverse City, MI

#24 Oct 17, 2012
Why are you tasting it?
tap that s

Brooklyn, NY

#27 Oct 27, 2012
please mail me a sample and i will let you know. I also eat my own excrement, and actually just got done chowing down on a huge log with lots of corn on it. My number is 1800ipostcraptoactshockingandi amdumb
tap that s

Brooklyn, NY

#28 Oct 27, 2012
you stupid idiot. looking for a reaction and truth is you have a 2" weiner thats why you post this crap anis face

Brooklyn, NY

#29 Oct 27, 2012
I just took a dump on your moms face. She pulled out her chop sticks and ate it like it were rice pudding. She said it tasted great, unlike yours. Please mom...brush your teeth before french kissing this prick
move to moscow


#30 Oct 28, 2012
My guess as to why your poop tastes funny, is a poor wine pairing. I stick to vodka before I eat a shit or more.

Tacoma, WA

#31 Dec 22, 2012
Well the med student got it all right and seeing as I actually do have a pretty high IQ, I have never attempted such a truly disgusting act. Second harvest is not something that I can imagine being enjoyable. Hell, I have trouble stomaching cough syrup because it tastes so gross, so I can't see how you could sink your teeth into a big old hefty turd without instantly vomiting.

I have some questions for you now. Among your fecal consumptions do you think you have ever ate poop that was made from poop you ate before, like a sort of third harvest? What about a fourth, or a fifth? A sixth? Do you think that it tastes more funny with each passing? And is the definition of a bowel movement and a buffet the same to you? Hmmmmm?

Well if you want some advice my friend maybe you should try it spread on toast.(Internet sarcasm). My real words of wisdom are to stop eating your own or anybody else's shit. The toilet bowl is one type of bowl that you're not supposed to eat from!!! Next time you feel like defecating a snack, take a deep breath and chew a stick of gum or something for god's sake. I gotta go now, SCATch you later!

Tacoma, WA

#32 Dec 22, 2012
pha Q wrote:
I have had some skat sessions with a dominatrix in Manhattan and poop isn't as bad tasting as one might think. The med student should know that fecal tasting was used to diagnose illnesses, unless he is going to NYU.
Did she wipe her ass with the money you paid her to shit in your mouth? Sicko.
pha Q

Wellsboro, PA

#35 Dec 23, 2012
Bleh wrote:
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Did she wipe her ass with the money you paid her to shit in your mouth? Sicko.
You obviously don't get scat or femdom, probably since you don't get laid to begin with. You probably can't afford a the $5k for a session with my dom.

Las Vegas, NV

#36 Jan 25, 2013
Poop is weird.

Las Vegas, NV

#37 Jan 25, 2013
Stupid people
throbbing pedophile

Wellsboro, PA

#38 Jan 26, 2013
Thank god for these poop guys. I look normal now when I tell a landlord I'm a registered sex offender.
Sam-Callahan-not -really

London, UK

#39 Feb 6, 2013
Vegan wrote:
I work out regularly, eat healthy and basically take care of myself in all the right ways...so why does my poop taste like poop???
Fudgeamuffinhate suall

Boca Raton, FL

#40 Feb 9, 2013
What's wrong w u people?? WHO EATS POOP?? And um... It's poop?!! That why is tastes like poop lol.

Boca Raton, FL

#41 Feb 9, 2013
Fudgeamuffinhatesuall wrote:
What's wrong w u people?? WHO EATS POOP?? And um... It's poop?!! That why is tastes like poop lol.
That is so true! All these other people r dumb and have no lives if they eat poop

Cincinnati, OH

#42 Feb 9, 2013
freakin sick SOB

Wellsboro, PA

#43 Feb 11, 2013
You people need to look up all the scat porn out there before you judge us with your boring puritanical minds. Everybody that is hip is doing it.

United States

#44 Apr 21, 2013
Sweaty Boy wrote:
Mine taste like chicken
dont eat it gross stupid people

Leawood, KS

#45 May 22, 2013
I would never eat poop! That's cannibalism!:(
corny sharts

Bucharest, Romania

#46 May 24, 2013
This gets me so hard.
douce gobbler

Vermilion, OH

#47 May 25, 2013
probably cause u forgot to salt and pepper it

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