Move from Brooklyn NY to Hazleton PA!

Move from Brooklyn NY to Hazleton PA!

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Move 2 Hazy Like ME

Mohnton, PA

#1 Dec 16, 2011
I moved to Hazleton PA and found out that I could live cheaper and better than Brooklyn NY. I was sick of waiting on a rent control apartment. I moved to Hazleton PA in the spring of 2008, where plenty of Brooklyners have relocated. The low income housing waiting lists are less than 18 months!

Thousands are moving there. Low taxes, low crime, low retail prices and low maintenance WHITE WOMEN!

I personally have five tight and white girlfriend and I'm as dark as Black Strap Molasses.
Move 2 Hazy My Nizzles

Wellsboro, PA

#2 Dec 18, 2011
I'm not joking! Just check out the low cost of living here. My rent is less than $189/mo. with everything but cable/phone. The women are low maintenance white chicks. They climax at the sight of dark meat.

If you are sick of B'klyn or NYC in general, Hazleton is the place. Really nice public housing too.

Illegal immigrants move here too, because of how cozy it is. You got to put this on your list.

Homestead, FL

#4 Dec 27, 2011
Moved There

Wellsboro, PA

#5 Dec 29, 2011
Very cheap rent, reality and living. Makes Brooklyn look expensive. Very shitty roads and sidewalks. Terrible cell service (only 3G) and crappy cable.
Moved There

Wellsboro, PA

#6 Dec 29, 2011
A lot of Hispanics and illegal immagrants. White are okay, but hate illegals.
Former Brooklyner

Wellsboro, PA

#7 Dec 30, 2011
Yeah I've been on SSD and SSI since Clinto messed with the welfare system. I moved to Hazleton after my sister's pimps suggested it. So here I am.

Orlando, FL

#8 Jan 1, 2012
My cousin moved to Hazleton, she got a RC apartment there in less than six months! It is the shizznit!

Wellsboro, PA

#9 Jan 2, 2012
Come on Brooklyners move to Hazleton, PA! Don't leave all the tight and white women all to me! I will share.

Wellsboro, PA

#10 Jan 10, 2012
Very cheap living. Lots of low income housing. Easy white bizznitches. Stupid and lazy 5-0!
Brown Thunder

Wellsboro, PA

#12 Jan 11, 2012
I moved to Lazy Krazy Hazy, and its off the hook. Like it says eaxy white snatch. Virtually no fathers to get in your way.

Wellsboro, PA

#13 Jan 13, 2012
I love Hazleton.
Move 2 Hazleton PA

Wellsboro, PA

#15 Jan 23, 2012
Here's the Hazleton's RC apartments site:http://www.affordablehous detail.asp?id=PA044

Come on and chill wit me broz.
Move 2 Hazleton PA

Wellsboro, PA

#16 Jan 23, 2012
Move 2 Hazleton PA

Wellsboro, PA

#17 Jan 23, 2012
You will get a place faster than any HUD places in Brooklyn. They are nicer to!
Jigga in Hazleton

Wellsboro, PA

#18 Jan 28, 2012
I not playing you. Ask around Brooklyn and you'll hear about Hazleton, PA.

WHITE WOMEN everywhere! I haven't touch a black chick since I got to Hazleton.
Hazelton Blows

Denver, CO

#19 Jan 29, 2012
The white women rarely go outside of their race, just the chicken heads. This punk likes the sloppy stuff no white man will touch.
jigga please

Anonymous Proxy

#22 Jan 30, 2012
Whats with Hazleton that you are ranting and raving about it? It's a giant redneck city with a bunch of Puerto Ricans. Who cares!

Nesquehoning, PA

#25 Feb 6, 2012
Hazleton is much bedder then shendo, they don't kill the hispans here. Come on down u freaks, our bumville is better than urz.

Nanticoke, PA

#26 Feb 12, 2012
come to hazy a place with racists that have guns and permits to carry e on we're waiting.
little demon

Dallas, TX

#27 Apr 23, 2012
I got crabs in my butt crack and nuts from a guy at the YMCA named Doug. He gave a biblical rimming like a Sodomite.

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