Artificial memories, the worst jobs in science and more

LEAD STORY : Recent Precision-Tuning of the Fruit Fly Brain: 1) Scientists at England's University of Oxford know how to make fruit flies scared of things they weren't scared of previously - by implanting artificial memories in their brains after somehow locating and managing the precise 12 neurons that enable the flies to learn things.

[Kitty]

Will this better mankind's predicament? Let me know.

[Howdoyoulikechan gesofar]

Scientists have also discovered that fruit flies are big supporters of the gay marriage ammendment.

[Balto]

I think I'm a victim of this. I keep remembering an incident between myself and Fat Patty in the back seat of a '57 Buick Super from 47 years ago. But it never happened, right? I can stop using the Brillo on myself?

[Donnyboy]

I remember this fruit staring at my fly.... Oh! Nevermind!