Smack, Maladi, Laptop Lolita

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urmum

Blytheville, AR

#1 Apr 2, 2011
You guys make me smile :)

“Just trying to be me!”

Since: Jun 10

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#2 Apr 2, 2011
me too!=) Sometimes you make me think too. That kinda hurts my head, but I forgive you!

“I'm mean because you're dumb.”

Since: Mar 09

Jonesboro, AR

#3 Apr 2, 2011
Thanks. :)
kiki

United States

#4 Apr 2, 2011
Aww! way to go guys!

Since: Dec 10

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#5 Apr 2, 2011
I've actually read some of their stuff that I literally LOL'D at. :D You guys make topix fun and enjoyable to read sometimes.
Laptop Lolita

United States

#6 Apr 2, 2011
I saw the title to this thread & thought shat, another hate club of idiots.:) Peeked in here & it's just you normal people:)
Smack

Jonesboro, AR

#7 Apr 2, 2011
ahhhwwwwwww, thanks !
Whew! I feared it was going to be another 'Smack, Maladi and Lolita are idiots' thread.=)

You know what though? A whole 'LOT' of you folks make me smile.......and personally, that's exactly why I'm here.=)

Laptop Lolita

United States

#8 Apr 2, 2011
I'm here for the men! Woo hoo! Think I'm going to start a factual bootie thread:) I'm going to say what most women should be saying that start these , it would go a little something like this,,, Looking for a relationship,not just sex.However, I'm going to lure you with sex to get your attention. I won't tell you I'm a head case,you'll figure that out later. Nor will I tell you I'm actually the average size 14 plain Jane. Instead I'm going to fabricate that I'm a hot size 5 blond:) I'm going to brag on my oral skills so much that maybe you won't notice I can't spell or have little intellect. Then I'm going to act all bitchy towards any rude comments by woman who are calling me out. Even though I'm not technically single (my babys daddy is in the next room) I'm going to make myself look lonely & pathetic for rating purposes only. After I've gathered e-mail addys I'm going to send them a picture of my cousin Brandi who lives in California who is way hotter than I could ever be. Then to build my esteem further I'll throw in how limber I am & how my boobs are a double D even though their a small B:) Finally just for shats & giggles I'll post under various tags as a guy to make it appear there is feirce competition. Well? What do you think?:)
Dum Dum

Jonesboro, AR

#9 Apr 2, 2011
Laptop Lolita wrote:
I'm here for the men! Woo hoo! Think I'm going to start a factual bootie thread:) I'm going to say what most women should be saying that start these , it would go a little something like this,,, Looking for a relationship,not just sex.However, I'm going to lure you with sex to get your attention. I won't tell you I'm a head case,you'll figure that out later. Nor will I tell you I'm actually the average size 14 plain Jane. Instead I'm going to fabricate that I'm a hot size 5 blond:) I'm going to brag on my oral skills so much that maybe you won't notice I can't spell or have little intellect. Then I'm going to act all bitchy towards any rude comments by woman who are calling me out. Even though I'm not technically single (my babys daddy is in the
next room) I'm going to make myself look lonely & pathetic for rating purposes only. After I've gathered e-mail addys I'm going to send them a picture of my cousin Brandi who lives in California who is way hotter than I could ever be. Then to build my esteem further I'll throw in how limber I am & how my boobs are a double D even though their a small B:) Finally just for shats & giggles I'll post under various tags as a guy to make it appear there is feirce competition. Well? What do you think?:)
I'd fall out. What are my chances of getting noodz if i play?
Smack

Jonesboro, AR

#10 Apr 2, 2011
Dum Dum wrote:
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I'd fall out. What are my chances of getting noodz if i play?
Noodz? That's about like all of the Lulz posts.........I never did figure that one out. You guys make me feel either really old, or like a big goofy geek.
Smack

Jonesboro, AR

#11 Apr 2, 2011
Laptop Lolita wrote:
I'm here for the men! Woo hoo! Think I'm going to start a factual bootie thread:) I'm going to say what most women should be saying that start these , it would go a little something like this,,, Looking for a relationship,not just sex.However, I'm going to lure you with sex to get your attention. I won't tell you I'm a head case,you'll figure that out later. Nor will I tell you I'm actually the average size 14 plain Jane. Instead I'm going to fabricate that I'm a hot size 5 blond:) I'm going to brag on my oral skills so much that maybe you won't notice I can't spell or have little intellect. Then I'm going to act all bitchy towards any rude comments by woman who are calling me out. Even though I'm not technically single (my babys daddy is in the next room) I'm going to make myself look lonely & pathetic for rating purposes only. After I've gathered e-mail addys I'm going to send them a picture of my cousin Brandi who lives in California who is way hotter than I could ever be. Then to build my esteem further I'll throw in how limber I am & how my boobs are a double D even though their a small B:) Finally just for shats & giggles I'll post under various tags as a guy to make it appear there is feirce competition. Well? What do you think?:)
lol.......oh damn, someone gave you a peanut !=(
Smack

Jonesboro, AR

#12 Apr 2, 2011
I wish that there was a 'flip the bird' judge it, emoticon thingy, don't you all? I would use it often.=)

I hate those damn peanuts though........if I look up there and have a peanut avove my post.......I just put my head down on my desk and cry.=(
Laptop Lolita

United States

#13 Apr 2, 2011
Who came up with the rating icons any way? A 5 year old?:) I like the "bird" idea,however I'm afraid it would blow up the site as to how many of those "birds" would be directed at us:)
Laptop Lolita

United States

#14 Apr 2, 2011
Dum Dum wrote:
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I'd fall out. What are my chances of getting noodz if i play?
I can crop & paste all day. What's your pleasure? I can be whatever you want me to be. That is how these "trolling for sausage" girls do it,isn't it?:) Alas,I suppose I seem like a hater. I just hate the whole "fakeness" of it. The typical mold some feel they have to uphold. Whatever happened to being yourself?:)
Smack

Jonesboro, AR

#15 Apr 2, 2011
lol.....there always has to be a wiseguy, doesn't there? I see that someone gave me a lightbulb for being clueless.
Well at least they didn't give me a damn peanut!=)*snort*
Laptop Lolita

United States

#16 Apr 2, 2011
Peanut away people! If I'm nuts then they should have a straight jacket icon for the real mental patients:) And an icon of a donkeys bootie hole for half of the men in here:)
Laptop Lolita

United States

#17 Apr 2, 2011
I loooove peanuts! I have a vast collection! Pretty soon I'm going to join forces with the Peanut butter companies & supply them with my profits from Topix:) I shall rule the world! Come on, give me another peanut! Please!:) All you have is light bulbs Smackers, wth are you going to do with those?
Smack

Jonesboro, AR

#18 Apr 2, 2011
I just went through and judged EVERYONE on here.=)

I wish it had an eraser.........I would erase your peanut and my clueless light bulb.=)

Are we sure that Dave went to work?=/
Smack

Jonesboro, AR

#19 Apr 2, 2011
Laptop Lolita wrote:
I loooove peanuts! I have a vast collection! Pretty soon I'm going to join forces with the Peanut butter companies & supply them with my profits from Topix:) I shall rule the world! Come on, give me another peanut! Please!:) All you have is light bulbs Smackers, wth are you going to do with those?
I'm so macho and tough that I'm going to eat it and blow a bubble. I can then bend and shape it and make you an ornament.

Whatcha' think about that? I might make you a new tiara.=)
Laptop Lolita

United States

#20 Apr 2, 2011
Wish there was a turd icon:) I'd be throwing shat everywhere. I'm done with tiaras,they mess up my bed head look I'm going for. Plus I'm nowhere near princess material:) Maybe court jester though,got any bells?

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