Johnny Woodsie

[Dumpster Diver]

What an embarrassment. I watched the morning newscast only to see a 500 lb dude, all glazed up in sweat mumbling and his every other word was "uhhhh" or "ummmm". I mean, can we say time to retire? At least he's not all stroked out like a few years back

[Big Al]

Dumpster Diver wrote:

What an embarrassment. I watched the morning newscast only to see a 500 lb dude, all glazed up in sweat mumbling and his every other word was "uhhhh" or "ummmm". I mean, can we say time to retire? At least he's not all stroked out like a few years back

Last time I checked, you can change the channel. Didn't your momma teach you any manners or respect? Johnny Wood is a LEGEND! Don't like watching him? Get out your coloring book and entertain yourself, or better yet, volunteer at a nursing home to help stroke victims and learn a little human compassion.

Troll.

[AM news watcher]

You go Al!.....Johnny Wood has woken me out of a stupor many mornings with that legendary voice of his. I used to wake up just to see what color Ann's hair had turned overnight....now she is on a 6 and I am heading in to my nightly stupor....round and round we go.....I would like to see the size of the boat Johnny fishes from!

[Dumpster Diver]

Legend to who? Backwoods dipshits that talk the same way?

No wonder everyone says this area is years behind the rest of the world.

[AM news watcher]

WHO pissed in YOUR breast milk/formula any way? Are you ALWAYS so judgmental and cynical? Cheer up and go dumpster diving.....

[Who Me]

Hey......Define the word "dipshit" or go look in the mirror. I am C-O-U-N-T-R-Y......which country are YOU from...IRAN?
Besides..these flatlanders that they hire for newscasters can't even pronounced Haysi....they put an E on it...yeah, I know...Haysi is also known as Hayseed....Thought I would "one-up" you there D.D.
(PS...and Dante is really pronounced WITHOUT the e...but THEY say DAUNTAY as in the writer- whew...they need an education!)

[what i have done]

Johnny who? I shed this dead weight years ago. Go eat another meal with this Hog

[Dumpster Diver]

Who Me wrote:

Hey......Define the word "dipshit" or go look in the mirror. I am C-O-U-N-T-R-Y......which country are YOU from...IRAN?
Besides..these flatlanders that they hire for newscasters can't even pronounced Haysi....they put an E on it...yeah, I know...Haysi is also known as Hayseed....Thought I would "one-up" you there D.D.
(PS...and Dante is really pronounced WITHOUT the e...but THEY say DAUNTAY as in the writer- whew...they need an education!)

The only weak point of this statement is no one gives a shit about "haysee" or "daint". You aren't country, you're just dumb.

[Big Al]

Pretty obvious that DD is simply a troll, hoping to start a flame war.

Nice use of the language, Chief. Do you kiss you mother with that mouth? I'll bet she has a loud bark.

Like I said - don't like Johnny Wood? Change the channel.

His employment most likely provides DD with his stipend.

[Lamp Shade]

Dumpster Diver wrote:

Legend to who? Backwoods dipshits that talk the same way?
No wonder everyone says this area is years behind the rest of the world.

He's a thought - MOVE if it's so bad.

[Who Me]

Yes, DD MUST be bored...not much else to do except make DUMB statements to start a flame war....and NO ONE gives a shit about HIS statements. With a handle like DUMPSTER DIVER and he wants to call others names? Go pick up your latest check bub or we will call Johnny Woods to SIT on you!

[Well now]

Quoted from www.wcybtv5

Johnny Wood


Johnny began his broadcast career in radio and made the switch to WCYB-TV in 1968. He's worked as a sports anchor, news reporter and news anchor, and also reports weather weekdays at noon. Johnny attended East Tennessee State University. News 5 This Morning with Johnny Wood is one of the ***highest rated morning newscasts in America.**** Johnny is an avid fisherman and, though he doesn’t fish every day, he spends a lot of time on our area lakes and streams. One of the most popular features in the morning newscast is Johnny’s weekly fishing report, which he prepares every Thursday.

[Maggie]

Well now wrote:

Quoted from www.wcybtv5
Johnny Wood
Johnny began his broadcast career in radio and made the switch to WCYB-TV in 1968. He's worked as a sports anchor, news reporter and news anchor, and also reports weather weekdays at noon. Johnny attended East Tennessee State University. News 5 This Morning with Johnny Wood is one of the ***highest rated morning newscasts in America.**** Johnny is an avid fisherman and, though he doesn’t fish every day, he spends a lot of time on our area lakes and streams. One of the most popular features in the morning newscast is Johnny’s weekly fishing report, which he prepares every Thursday.

can't get through the week without the fishing report!!
had a rough couple of weeks....johnny was on vacation

[YoYo]

Gosh...I wondered WHY I couldn't even get a bite on a line! This explains it all!

[Murty]

Johnny, Rocks.

[YoYo]

Awwwwwright! I caught some little blue gill...good eating too! Thank you Johnny! We missed you!