Homosexual Bacteria
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Phillip McCavity

Ringgold, GA

#1 Jun 30, 2007
A expert from Britain has flown in at the request of a public health department to investigate increasing occurrences of contaminated washrooms and rest areas that may harbor Homosexual Bacteria. The virulent bacteria can survive for several days on plastic, glass and wooden surfaces. Infection occurs through skin pores and inhalation causing dramatic changes in the victim's sexual orientation, often accompanied by an increase in libido.
Advice and help will be available through a 24hour emergency help desk run jointly with US and UK public health officials. US Army HAZMAT teams will be over seeing operations.
Further developments will be posted here with an emergency hotline.
Mike McReady

Mechanicsville, MD

#2 Jun 30, 2007
OMG, homosexual bacteria? I've never even heard of that.
Ben Down

Mechanicsville, MD

#3 Jul 1, 2007
This is really scary because a mate of mine visiting the US got sick in Atlanta and he went to the ER and they said he had a rare bacteria. It took a couple weeks to figure it out but the docs discovered that it was homosexual bacteria. During that period my friend began to shake uncontrollably when young men would walk by and I caught him up late at night wanking to gay porn. His whole personality changed, he began to critique the clothes I was wearing and he watched Oprah all the time. He started talking with a lisp and moving his hands around like crazy when he talked. He told me he shaved his arse and wanted to get his bollocks waxed. Thankfully, once he got on antibiotics it took a couple months to clear up and we went to the The Cheetah to see some naked women. He told me he got an erection there so I knew he was clear. Although it's not completely gone because he still needs to see the occasional tranny porn to get what he calls, "the best of both worlds." Oh dear.
Maggie

Savannah, TN

#4 Jul 2, 2007
OMG!! LOL!!
Phillip McCavity

Ringgold, GA

#5 Jul 5, 2007
Breaking news

Three more people have been infected in the Tri-State area.
Rodimus Prime

Plymouth, UK

#6 Jul 14, 2007
Homosexual bacteria?

lol possibly offensive and distastfull but daring.

Since: Aug 07

United States

#7 Aug 19, 2007
I've never heard of homosexual bacteria, can Mr. McCavity post a link or something to a site that explains just exactly what it is and how it does what it does to a person's body?
Nothing I could find online described a specific virus or germ that "makes you gay". All I could find were articles talking about virus or germs transmitted by acts of physical homosexuality.

All I'm getting from this post is that I could walk into a public place a healthy heterosexual and walk out with homosexual tendencies from touching plastic, wood, or glass and I find that hard to believe.
Maggie

Spring Hill, TN

#8 Aug 20, 2007
NeverBeenHome wrote:
I've never heard of homosexual bacteria, can Mr. McCavity post a link or something to a site that explains just exactly what it is and how it does what it does to a person's body?
Nothing I could find online described a specific virus or germ that "makes you gay". All I could find were articles talking about virus or germs transmitted by acts of physical homosexuality.
All I'm getting from this post is that I could walk into a public place a healthy heterosexual and walk out with homosexual tendencies from touching plastic, wood, or glass and I find that hard to believe.
LOL! they are just screwing around!
Ben Down

Great Mills, MD

#9 Aug 20, 2007
NeverBeenHome wrote:
I've never heard of homosexual bacteria, can Mr. McCavity post a link or something to a site that explains just exactly what it is and how it does what it does to a person's body?
Nothing I could find online described a specific virus or germ that "makes you gay". All I could find were articles talking about virus or germs transmitted by acts of physical homosexuality.
All I'm getting from this post is that I could walk into a public place a healthy heterosexual and walk out with homosexual tendencies from touching plastic, wood, or glass and I find that hard to believe.
Because of political correctness the study of homosexual bacteria has only been conducted by a few scientists that are generally scorned by their collegues, which is probably why you can't find anything on it. It's sort of like how the global warming scientists were treated in the early 80s, no one believed them, but twenty years later the whole world does. This is a REAL danger with the potential to strip all men of their gloriousness and potentially lead to human extinction. Why? Well, it's very simple, if this bacteria continues spreading the way it does eventually virtually the entire male population will be suffering from chronic homosexuality and will have zero interest in procreating with women, even women with remarkable sexual characteristics like large breats, a tight vagina, and the asshole of a seven-year old. Forgive me for being a bit vulgar there, but those are characteristics that would drive any hetereosexual male wild because it's part of our instinct.

I have the results of a few studies conducted by Dr. Dick Hunter and Dr. Osbourne Black at the University of Maryland in 1999, 2004, and 2006. The results will shock you. The Chinese are also actively investigating it because of the explosion of homosexuality in their major urban areas partially because males outnumber females (the result of decades of the one child only policy). The Chinese authorities, led by Dr. Fuk Yu, are concerned that this gender imbalance is allowing homosexual bacteria to spread rapidly as even President Hu Jintao's nephew has recently admitted to contracting chronic homosexuality (he was caught sodomising Russian President Vladimir Putin's son while visiting Moscow). This is very serious and Mr. McCavity and I are here to help educate everyone and give you tips on how to prevent getting infected.

I'll post those studies once I dig them up.

Cheers!
Ben Down

Great Mills, MD

#10 Aug 20, 2007
Maggie wrote:
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LOL! they are just screwing around!
Trying to mock this potentially catostrophic bacteria is never going to help people like my roommate to finally come back to his former gloriousness. You should be ashamed! It's people like you who refushed to believe that the sun revolves around the Earth and that the Earth is flat!

“The Apple Pie Boy”

Since: Jul 07

Location hidden

#11 Aug 20, 2007
Further to Mr. Down's comments I would like to add that Wikipedia articles pertaining to HB have been erased or heavily modified by unknown person/s using nodes or terminals of various security agency computer networks, including those of the CIA and Britain's MI5.

A problem that has been clouding the issue is the high percentage of unreported incidents. Initial symptoms of confusion and anger mask the horrendous guilt experienced by the victims when the bacteria has had sufficient time to incubate.
Maggie

Crossville, TN

#13 Aug 24, 2007
Ben Down wrote:
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Trying to mock this potentially catostrophic bacteria is never going to help people like my roommate to finally come back to his former gloriousness. You should be ashamed! It's people like you who refushed to believe that the sun revolves around the Earth and that the Earth is flat!
WHAT?
Hugh_Jarse

Australia

#14 Aug 30, 2007
The various govermental agencies around the world have been trying to keep this story out of the main stream media so as not to panic the population.

The bacteria is known to be man made and it was spread after a lab accident in the former soviet union, US authorities first came aware of this after soldiers returning from Grenada reportedly started acting in an 'unmanly' fashion, it is also thought that th cuban soldiers on the island were the unfortunate guinea pigs in the soviet research, US soldiers may have come into contact with the bacteria after using the cubans latrines.
Mike_Hunt

Lincoln, UK

#15 Aug 30, 2007
We've recently conducted a study of the Queens Guardsmen which has resulted in the alarming rise in Homosexual thoughts whilst the Guards were on duty.
This was brought to our attention after a regiment from the US Infantry was staying at the barracks whilst on ceremonial duty.
Spores were found to penetrate the air conditioning system from the latrines to the mess.
The Army has yet to release an official statement.
American tourists however have been advised to take extreme caution when having souvenier photos taken with the Guards.
Hugh_Jarse

Gold Coast, Australia

#16 Aug 30, 2007
Luckily, Australian troops on excersise with US armed forces earlier this year, were all given vaccination shots to counteract anything they might catch from the US sailors...
Phillip McCavity

Ringgold, GA

#17 Sep 15, 2007
Latest

12 more people infected in Blountville!
Maggie

Crossville, TN

#18 Sep 16, 2007
Phillip McCavity wrote:
Latest
12 more people infected in Blountville!
i didn't know there were 12 people in blountville!
Dr Jay Koff

Kingsport, TN

#19 Sep 1, 2008
Further studies have revealed the origin of this bacteria. The bacteria originated in France. Well southern France actually. The number of incidents in France are reaching about 61% of their male population. The french government has submitted a special request form 119-38y-3 to the U.N. for help in finding a cure for this epidemic or a means to put in intermission until a cure can be found.
Dr. J.Koff

“In Glasgow, Ky for now.”

Since: Jul 08

[email protected]

#20 Sep 11, 2008
You guys on here are Nucking Futs! LMAO ROTRF
Dr Jay Koff

Morristown, TN

#21 Sep 13, 2008
Just in: France now has an infection rate of 100% of the male population and 37% of the female population.
It is also believed that one of the first infected visited Johnson City TN while on holiday. This catastrophic development has scientist running a-muck. They are building a compound in Greenland to see if the extreme cold will help slow down the bacteria. Our Australian source, Hugh_Jarse, still reports that no incidents have been reported there as of yet.

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