Falling cow smashes couple's minivan

Manson, Washington - A Westland couple celebrating their one-year wedding anniversary in Washington State barely escaped disaster when a 600-pound cow fell 200 feet and landed on the hood of their minivan.

[Welcome to GR]

whoa!

[Bobbiez]

OMG!!! It is like in the movie TWISTER.

That is some seriously crazy "stuff."

[FEELINGS]

HOLY COW

[KBs mom]

Okay, that's kind of funny. I didn't know cows had suicidal tendancies. Now I'll probably get all kinds of flack from PETA, but c'mon. You don't hear about cows just walking off cliffs every day.

[Mark]

I heard the cow was yelling for the van to "moo"ve before it hit

[jlw5]

That would suck! I started to laugh because all I kept picturing was this cartoon cow with it's legs all up in the air mooing as it falls, and the unsuspecting people in the car as it hits their hood. It just seemed comical to me. Thank God no one was hurt, though!

[Suzy]

Mark wrote:

I heard the cow was yelling for the van to "moo"ve before it hit

LOL Mark! Now we all know how milk shakes are really made... ok that was bad sorry!

[welcome to GR]

KBs mom wrote:

Okay, that's kind of funny. I didn't know cows had suicidal tendancies. Now I'll probably get all kinds of flack from PETA, but c'mon. You don't hear about cows just walking off cliffs every day.

Just wait until TC and Bean get ahold of this one. I wonder where they are?

[Trouser Cough]

I wonder if the Cow made any noise during its free fall? Did it yell out: Daddy or Moooo'me? I wonder if others traveling near them noted the Cow falling and said: "Look! Over there - a falling Cow ..... or Holy Bovine Batman!" What an utter disaster! Happy Anniversary! I think I'll go have a glass of milk now.

[Batch 37 Pain is Good]

It was alive after the fall? Start the grill. Eco-terrorist were chasing it trying to plug the methane leak.

[outdoors lover]

I know it's not sapose to be funny but lmao. I am glad the couple are ok though. I would have been in total shock if that would have happened to me and would have been saying alot more than I don't believe this. I don't believe this." :)

[Bobbiez]

I thought only lemmings jumped off cliffs to their demise. By they way...you are all way too witty today. Must be the lovely weather we are having!

[KBs mom]

welcome to GR wrote:

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Just wait until TC and Bean get ahold of this one. I wonder where they are?

TC found it lmao!!!

[Trouser Cough]

Details seem sketchy, but it sounds like it was just an accident - I wonder .... was the Cow dorking around up there showing others in the herd how brave it was, or could the Cow have been pushed by another Cow?

It's probably grazing in that big field in the sky as we speak!

Glad everyone is OK - my thoughts & prayers are with the Cow's Family & the Cow's Friends!

[George]

it is to weird not to be true. couldnt help chuckling though. glad to hear the couple are ok. wonder if they opted for pork for dinner after this.

[Bobbiez]

Trouser Cough wrote:

Details seem sketchy, but it sounds like it was just an accident - I wonder .... was the Cow dorking around up there showing others in the herd how brave it was, or could the Cow have been pushed by another Cow?
It's probably grazing in that big field in the sky as we speak!
Glad everyone is OK - my thoughts & prayers are with the Cow's Family & the Cow's Friends!

OMG you are right...maybe it was a hom moo cide!

[Batch 37 Pain is Good]

I am sure it was a mooooving experience. New underwear anyone? Yeah, that kind of mooovement!

[Suzy]

Trouser Cough wrote:

Details seem sketchy, but it sounds like it was just an accident - I wonder .... was the Cow dorking around up there showing others in the herd how brave it was, or could the Cow have been pushed by another Cow?
It's probably grazing in that big field in the sky as we speak!
Glad everyone is OK - my thoughts & prayers are with the Cow's Family & the Cow's Friends!

OK wait!!!!!!!!.. If the cow was pushed by another cow shouldn't we get the FBI (Federal Bovine Investigatos) on the job NOW? If the perp is caught is it wrong to bring bbq sauce to the execution of said perp?

By the way TC marry me I'm in love with you! LOL!

[welcome to GR]

now if chickens cross the roads, and this little piggy had roast beef and cows jump over the moon-no wait this cow jumped off a cliff

apparently this cow was misinformed cause I thought that cows jumped over the moon

at least in my mother goose world they do.......

[Trouser Cough]

Suzy wrote:

<quoted text>By the way TC marry me I'm in love with you! LOL!

Ummmmmm, not to be confused with Hmmmmmm - but, you know how "some" male posters will use female names for posting? If you are truly a FEMALE - I'm very much interested in your proposal! The only immediate problem I see right now, one that might put a crimp in our wedding plans, would be getting rid of the current Mrs Cough ... maybe I could shoot her & bury her in the backyard? Do you know where we could find another a 200 lb Cow or a cliff nearby? Any idea's there Suzy? I don't want to get too personal here but are you a gifted cougher or a panty barker by chance - it's something that would mean a great deal to me if you were - think of it as a mandatory type of requirement if you're serious & want to be husband & wife! Suzy Cough - I like how that sounds don't you? 8:)