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AVA-AVA-AVA

Spartanburg, SC

#1 Mar 20, 2013
Linda Brunette, 29, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out but quickly recovered.Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
BPT

Wallingford, CT

#2 Mar 21, 2013
AVA-AVA-AVA wrote:
Linda Brunette, 29, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out but quickly recovered.Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
funny.
maybe it was lee harvey oswald, back and to the left.(seinfeld)
No you are

Astoria, NY

#3 Mar 21, 2013
AVA-AVA-AVA wrote:
Linda Brunette, 29, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out but quickly recovered.Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
Very funny, not true but funny.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.as...
AVA-AVA-AVA

Spartanburg, SC

#4 Mar 21, 2013
No you are wrote:
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Very funny, not true but funny.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.as...
I know but I did not want to start a joke post.In the past we can't do a recipe or joke post.

Since: Dec 11

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#5 Mar 21, 2013
AVA-AVA-AVA wrote:
<quoted text>I know but I did not want to start a joke post.In the past we can't do a recipe or joke post.
There have been joke and recipie posts in the past. Besides, everything you post is a joke. lol

Since: Aug 10

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#6 Mar 21, 2013
Or insults.
AVA-AVA-AVA

Spartanburg, SC

#7 Mar 21, 2013
Jackalope wrote:
<quoted text>There have been joke and recipe posts in the past. Besides, everything you post is a joke. lol
It is a joke to be so jealous.

Since: Dec 11

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#8 Mar 21, 2013
AVA-AVA-AVA wrote:
<quoted text> It is a joke to be so jealous.
You're the joke, what an inflated ego you have.

Since: Aug 10

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#9 Mar 21, 2013
Which is as big as Ava stomach which is really big.
No you are

Astoria, NY

#10 Mar 22, 2013
AVA-AVA-AVA wrote:
<quoted text>I know but I did not want to start a joke post.In the past we can't do a recipe or joke post.
I hear you and I didn't mean to be a wet blanket on the story.
No you are

Astoria, NY

#11 Mar 22, 2013
BPT wrote:
<quoted text>funny.
maybe it was lee harvey oswald, back and to the left.(seinfeld)
It was one magical lugie.

You know I used to work with a guy who loves that episode and say's "my friend " a lot. Your intials aren't R.I. are they?
AVA-AVA-AVA

Spartanburg, SC

#12 Mar 22, 2013
No you are wrote:
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I hear you and I didn't mean to be a wet blanket on the story.
No problem you weren't.Have a great weekend
BPT

Wallingford, CT

#13 Mar 25, 2013
No you are wrote:
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It was one magical lugie.
You know I used to work with a guy who loves that episode and say's "my friend " a lot. Your intials aren't R.I. are they?
no, they are not.
magic lugie, that was a good line also.

“'never'”

Since: Mar 11

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#14 Mar 25, 2013
Weird news of the world-

I just read that those socialist freaks in Cyprus are taking - stealing- 40% of any bank account that has more than 100,000 euros. Most of the big bank accounts are held by wealthy russians. This should be interesting; I predict that russians will begin murdering the politicians of Cyprus.

How long before Obama tries the same thing here? After all-'you didn't build that'.

“'never'”

Since: Mar 11

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#15 Mar 25, 2013
...or, we could just talk about loogies.
LynneB

New Haven, CT

#16 Mar 25, 2013
Written by a USMC Vet
( I can't argue with any of it. Passing it along as it was received.)
He wrote:
The American Dream ended (on November 6th) in Ohio. The second term of Barack Obama will be the final nail in the coffin for the legacy of the white Christian males who discovered, explored, pioneered, settled and developed the greatest Republic in the history of mankind.
A coalition of Blacks, Latinos, Feminists, Gays, Government Workers, Union Members, Environmental Extremists, The Media, Hollywood, uninformed young people, the "forever needy," the chronically unemployed, illegal aliens and other "fellow travelers" have ended Norman Rockwell's America .
The Cocker Spaniel is off the front porch...the Pit Bull is in the back yard.
The American Constitution has been replaced with Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals" and Chicago shyster, David Axelrod, along with international Socialist George Soros will be pulling the strings on their beige puppet to bring us Act 2 of the New World Order.
Our side ran two candidates who couldn't even win their own home states, and the circus fatster Chris Christie helped Obama over the top with a glowing "post Sandy " tribute that elevated the "Commander-in-Chief" to Mother Teresa status.
People like me are completely politically irrelevant, and I will never again comment on or concern myself with the aforementioned coalition which has surrendered our culture, our heritage and our traditions without a shot being fired.
You will never again out vote these people. It will take individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience to get back the rights we have allowed them to take away. It will take Zealots, not moderates--not reach-across-the-aisle RINOs to right this ship and restore our beloved country to its former status.
Those who come after us will have to risk their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to bring back the Republic that this generation has timidly frittered away due to "white guilt" and political correctness...
I'm done.

“'never'”

Since: Mar 11

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#17 Mar 25, 2013
I'm ok with the mob taking over a portion of the world, as long as I can be in a white enclave, still doing things the right way and laughing at the rest of the fools who will endlessly starve and rob each other.
From what I read, the Bahamas have a very low tax situation. I will be looking at places like that.

Liberalism is a scourge that destroys humanity, and it's like AIDS in that once infected, the liberal is incapable of knowing the infection or the solution.
BPT

Wallingford, CT

#18 Mar 25, 2013
don't under estimate people.
this administration has set it self up for disaster.
when obamacare kicks in, people are gonna get screwed by the new healthcare system. we are less than 5 months away from the healthcare exchanges opening and you cannnot tell how much insurance will cost. there are hidden administration fees,$170-$700 indiv/family that just came to light out of the seven and a half foot pile of regulations.

and let's not hope we have a 9/11 incident. i don't think our president has the resolve to lead, maybe from behind.
people are starting to see what they re-elected. it's only a matter of time.

“'never'”

Since: Mar 11

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#19 Mar 25, 2013
BPT wrote:
don't under estimate people.
this administration has set it self up for disaster.
when obamacare kicks in, people are gonna get screwed by the new healthcare system. we are less than 5 months away from the healthcare exchanges opening and you cannnot tell how much insurance will cost. there are hidden administration fees,$170-$700 indiv/family that just came to light out of the seven and a half foot pile of regulations.
and let's not hope we have a 9/11 incident. i don't think our president has the resolve to lead, maybe from behind.
people are starting to see what they re-elected. it's only a matter of time.
It is so mystifying to me, how a government can steal ever more money from people- as long as a democrat takes it, it's ok. But if anyone else takes it its not ok. People rant about 'corporations' taking your money, but that is NOT what is happening- its the government that is taking your money.
By the way- we are now paying literally twice what europeans pay for healthcare- how come the insipid press forgets to mention that?
BPT

Wallingford, CT

#20 Mar 25, 2013
Citizen44 wrote:
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It is so mystifying to me, how a government can steal ever more money from people- as long as a democrat takes it, it's ok. But if anyone else takes it its not ok. People rant about 'corporations' taking your money, but that is NOT what is happening- its the government that is taking your money.
By the way- we are now paying literally twice what europeans pay for healthcare- how come the insipid press forgets to mention that?
liberal bill maher turned on the dems recently, because the gov't is now taking HIS money. this is a pattern we will see more of.
if obamacare falls flat on it's face the dems could have big big problems in future elections.
not that i'm a republican fan either.
they are elitist counrty club snobs. the phoney party that brought us family values, yet could not take care of their own homes.
america needs a new third party to rise.........but that will NEVER happen.

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