Man steals, crashes Hummer near courthouse

[The Church Lady]

Abby Normal wrote:

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"You like"...you sound 12 years old....signing off...bye!

Yeah me too,

[Bimbo Island]

Abby Normal wrote:

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You're right, I have one and my "you know what" is very very small...but my Hummer makes me feel much bigger. Bottom line, women want me cause I have money...my Hummer makes 3 inches into 9 large inches...so go kiss my nuts!!

Is that what they mean when say: "The bigger the SUV, the bigger the dick"?

[Brentwood]

What a disgrace for a fellow latino. But then again, I'm sure Dahmer and the other millions of other white serial killers/rapists/criminals are not something you look up to either, right?

[toofunny]

Do you know why most serial killers are white? In order to be considered a serial killer, you must first have performed many killings without getting caught. The non-whites get caught, never giving them the chance to attain the title of "serial killer". Now why do you think that is the case?

[Good Listener]

This person is trash and needs to stay a very long time in jail where he belongs.

[turnabout]

enjoy the food fewl

[WOODY from ST JAMES]

NEWSDAY;...Queibi Franco, 37, allegedly approached the vehicle, opened the door and forced Bonilla out "by threatening her with a very large screwdriver..... WELL... IT SEEMS THE WEAPON OF CHOICE LATELY IS THE TRUSTY SCREWDRIVER...THE BEST DEFENSE FOR THAT CHOICE IS SIG..... YOU KNOW....SIG SAUER!!!!

[Bimbo Island]

Jackie sounds like a real slut, she can't get enough and it's never big enough. Keep her in Amityville and away from horse farms.

[Victoria]

Next time take your daughter to "GOTTITAN" Your always safe at GOTTITAN.

[Government Enemy]

Did any of you cops flying in the copter see me in the Cohalan parking lot flipping you the bird?

[john]

what a dumb criminal he got away and then he told somone and they called crimestoppers

[Crazy]

HAHA. Thats my hummer. Thank you for all your stupid ignorant comments. Made my day. Lets just have karma play its roll.

[shorty]

red white and blue wrote:

I wish we could have one day dedicated to having all Hummers stolen and watching how much extra fuel is available.

like the ones that Suffolk County Police drive on the LIE!