Sacramento, CA

#1 Apr 6, 2013
Humpty DUMPTY sat in hic car eating donuts everyday. Seeking retirement humpty fell. had a heart attack along the way.

All the "KING"S" oldier's and all the King's men jus could not roll humpty DUMPTY togather again.

So the King gave Humpty Dumpty a job. The "King" made Humpty Dumpty a Policeman.

The moral of the story is If you want to harass people that call you FAT ? Become a Policeman at Pittsburg P.D.. Then you will have authority to harass those bad boy's, who said you were to FAT.

The P.T. Test ? Don't worrie. They will LIE for ya.

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