Bob Dyer: Big Toyota dealership owner riding around in style

[Janis Joplin]

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a ganley Mercedes Benz ?
dyer drives Porsches, and we’re not even friends.
My golf cart got backed-up in O-DOT traffic on Rt 8 again,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a ganley Mercedes Benz ?

Oh Lord, won’t you keep me off color TV ?
I drove thru speeding cameras and flipped off Mayor DP.
They took me to the Falls Muni Court, where I paid $ 303,
So oh Lord, won’t you keep me off color TV ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
I’m counting on you, dyer, those DUI checkpoints are bringing me down.
Why doesn’t dyer want parochial schools to get to the playoff round,
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a ganley Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all have SS numbers on their titles, so I must make amends,
Got no love from Google in my lifetime, and don’t have any friends,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a ganley Mercedes Benz ?

(Award winning, isn’t it?)

[Shelly the Journalist]

Hot dang. Like them whhels

[Duke for Mayor]

Janis Joplin wrote:

Edited by Duke:

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
Hacksaw's drivin Porsches, and we’re not even friends.
My golf cart got backed-up on Rt 8 again,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Oh Lord, won’t you save me, from color TV ?
I drove thru a school zone, just goin 33.
Now Warner, and Jesus, they'll handle it for me.
So oh Lord, won’t you keep me off color TV ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
I’m counting on you, lord to warn us all round town.
Deliver us from evil, and shut the checkpoints down.
So oh Lord wont ya buy me a night ont the town.

Oh lord, wont ya buy me a mercedez benz.
To catholics and jesuits, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, now lost all my friends?
So oh lord, wont ya buy me a mercedes benz?

Where's that damned lazy city worker?
Probly on the computer again...e-mailing dirty jokes.

woof

[Skedge]

Did he at least give the box it came in to the folks he threw out of their homes for his dealership so they could have a place to live?

[Mick]

Shop at Ganley at your own peril. Two years ago I was going to purchase a late-model vehicle from Ganley and took it to my mechanic for a quick inspection. He put the car up on the rack and discovered that part of the undercarriage had been fixed to the frame with duct tape! When I drove the car back to the lot and pointed this out to the salesman, he acted completely incredulous, as if he had no idea what I was talking about. Be very, very careful dealing with this scam artists.