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FISH OF THE DAY:
FAST EDDIE is “BACK” from the “BIG HOUSE”!
I had the opportunity to meet with Edwin and his Blushing Bride on Tuesday. I MUST admit, with all due respect that Ms. Trina is quite an attractive young lady. I “NEVER EVER” in my MOST fatuous dream would have ever suspected her for being a “PRISON PEN PAL”, but I guess in the so-called “REAL RICH AND FAMOUS WORLD” just about anything is possible. I heard that they both had a PRENUPs-his involved Protectin his "FISCAL ASSESTS" and "FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS"; hers on the other hand, included Stipulations like no "FRENCH KISSIN", "NO EXCESSIVE TOUCHING", "NO COPPING ANY FEELS", as well as, only the use of artificial insemination by means of "FROZEN SPERM"!
THOUGHT OF THE DAY: I can't help but wonder whether or not Fast Eddie was attracted to any 85-year old ladies, when he was in his mid-30's, but that will be the subject of a future BLOG, it's definitely "NOT" on the MENU for Today!
FACT: It appears as though Edwin has finally met his Perfect Match. I suspect that he’ll stay with Ms. Trina and his new Baby for the rest of his days.
Putting all those politenesses aside and getting down to Business …
Eddie gave me a few tips to pass on to the masses for example, he told me that the Smart Money is on Bama on Monday and he’s telling everyone to take the spread. He also told me to tell a bunch of these local Politicians down here in the “CITY THAT CARE FORGOT” that they need to play things “SLOW and EASY”, sort of like ole “COOL HAND LUKE”! He said tell them Boys and Girls down there not to make any deals with the Feds, at least not unless they are willing to “PLAY THINGS STRAIGHT”, in other words, I think that what he was basically saying was to tell everyone to,“HOLD THEIR CARDS AS CLOSE TO THE CHEST AS POSSIBLE”! Eddie said that there is a good chance that a few of the BIG BOYS Downtown are gonna be rounded up and takin in for questioning very sooOOOON! He also said that he would be hangin out at the “BEAU” in Biloxi, Mississippi.
It seems amazing to me how a man like Edwards could spend sooOOOO MUCH TIME IN THE “BIG HOUSE” and get turned out, hitched up, expectin and back in the so-called “IN CROWD” sooOOOOO QUICKLY. I guess that’s why they call him “FAST EDDIE” and I’m fairly certain that that Ole Silver Fox has got at least Eight Lives Left!
ON A SAD NOTE: I suspect that Edwin is plannin to Challenge me in my Up-Comin Run for Govna, I Love the Guy, but he's GONIN DOWN IN FLAMES, just like all the rest of my future Opponents!