Cliff

[Nikko]

I hear Cliff is looked up to by many in town, even
though he has a drinking problem.

[mustpoo]

if this is the cliff im thinking about he is one bad ass dude. i have heard that he has kicked 4 guys asses at one time at the bar here in town. and to look at him i would be afraid my self of him. id like to know if anyone els is a little scared of him.

[Nikko]

Cliff's single and considered a great catch. What
woman wouldnt want to jump his bones?

[bubble ass]

ive seen cliff in the bar and around town and im guessing he owns his own bowflex cause he is one buff man. this is my pesonal opinion and i would like to meet the man if i wasnt afraid of rejection. you see im a little heavy but im not that bad looking. so you see a man like that my not want a heavy woman. so if you read this please respond, thanks

[Nikko]

The word around Casey's is that Cliff wants to
marry so bad that he's offering $25.00 to any
woman who steals his heart. There is a catch
however......she must remain married to him for
three years , to insure that she is not just in
it for the money.

[MaryT]

Ive herd a mans home is his castle, what kind of home dose this Cliff have? I would also need to know what kind of cool ride dose he have, a hot rod, suv, kickass truck, what? One more thing, he must be clean. His house,his ride and most of all he must be clean. I cant stand filth at all and with my looks i dont have to,so if Cliff or some one could please fill me in I would sure be pleased. Thank you.

[Nikko]

Cliff owns his own home, works when he feels like
it......which tells me he has some green. For his
"ride" he tools around town in a Ford Taurus wagon.
Seeing this dude walk into Casey's is like being on
the set of "Cheers" because everyone knows him. If
you're with him , you are all of the sudden popular. You can try to zero in on his heart , but
it won't be easy......he's picky.

[Paul]

Who is this 'Cliff"? I live in edina and go to caseys alot, I dont know who your talking about.

[Paul]

Cliff Garrett? Cliff Blake?

[mustpoo]

i think its cliff b. if i'm not mistaken. he is one badass guy.

[Nikko]

Well it sure isnt Garret? Garret doesnt quite measure up to the other in my book. Cliff's one to go to for the FACTS..........on anything!He's a walking encyclopedia, at least thats what he told me.

[mustpoo]

cliff is one hell of a gambler. i had the missfortune of getting into a card game with him once,wont do that again. i only had $50.00 on me and it only took 4 hands to wipe me out. that boy could read a face like no one i know. the bad thing is that cliff has a poker face that just will not quit. i could in no way read his face,ive never seen anything like it. i would swear i have the winning hand and lay it down, then i would look at cliff and he would start to smill and as soon as i seen those two teeth i new ive been had.

[Nikko]

Like I said before, dude, he aint no Garrett. Garrett's just a simple man, but the other puts him to shame. Is there anything Cliff's NOT good at? Word at Casey's is Cliff's singing at some bar in Kirksville on the weekends. Women probably throw themselves at him.......or at least thier undies.

[neet]

yeah, he is one hell of I guy you better watch he might be wanting your body but,good look to to who ever she is winning the 25.00 dollarsand married to him they will be one lucky lady

[Nikko]

It's no secret that Edina's known for it's hunting, great for deer and turkey. Cliff however, only hunts beaver.......and he's really good at it.

[mustpoo]

i have noticed that when cliff stagers into a room he pretty much takes over the whole room, all eyes are on him. i here that gimp in his walk is from an old war ingurey. so thats were he learnd his stelthy moves, and is how he can take out several guys at one time. does anyone know if he gives combat lessons?

[Darlene]

Yes Cliff is the most robust man I know. Id trade my old man of 19 years for just one night with this MAN. whenever Im around him Im drenched.

[Nikko]

Darlene my dear.........a date with Cliff is easy, keeping him is difficult. If the two of you, after a night out at the bar, go back to his place.....the "moves" he's known for will follow to your benefit. If he then puts on his favorite romantic movie of all time (Shrek) you'll soon be in heaven!

[mustpoo]

Darlene, cliff has that way about him. he is the only man i know that when a woman gets a wif of his colone they become orgasmic and they dont even have to lay a hand on him. and by the way, dont be fooled by his look of stupidity on his face, he can smell that moist lust in your pantys.

[Nikko]

Cliff said recently, "Back in the day, I dated most of the women Edina had to offer. There was a Joyce, Carla, Tina, and Christina.......just to name a few. I think Darlene will be my next, as soon as we meet. I'll need to go to the bank for some green to finance our date, about 20 bucks should do!"