If you could push a button...

If you could push a button...

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Question

Coffeyville, KS

#1 Jun 18, 2013
That would get rid of all black people around the world, would you push it?
My Button

Chestnutridge, MO

#2 Jun 20, 2013
My button would get rid of Westboro Baptist Church.
George

Branson, MO

#3 Jun 20, 2013
My button would get rid of Forsyth Misery
Thomas

Branson, MO

#4 Jun 20, 2013
My button would get rid of Jimmy Russels huge fat neck.

“Enthusiastic Tea Party Patriot”

Since: Jun 11

Branson, MO

#5 Jun 20, 2013
My button would summon a fiery and angry JESUS, who would come swooping into town on a laser-eyed fire-breathing donkey. Jesus's glistening muscular arms would be totin' a fully automatic lava-gun and a nukular hand cannon which he would use to smite them godless libruls, smartass professors and unruly nuns. Please Lord, just gimme that button!
guest

Branson, MO

#6 Jun 20, 2013
my button would teach everyone to use spell check on the computer!!!!

then I would press another button to have scotty beam me up because this country is giving me a
migraine!!
Ashamed of Our Govt

West Plains, MO

#7 Jun 21, 2013
Would destroy every Muslim on the planet.
Citizen Kane

Branson, MO

#8 Jun 21, 2013
I would sterilize Amber Piveral
Really

Dubuque, IA

#9 Jun 22, 2013
my button would get rid off the nut from Ozark,that post all the stupid crap.
Really

Dubuque, IA

#10 Jun 22, 2013
my button would get rid of the nut from Ozark,that post all the stupid crap.

My bad
she devil

Herndon, VA

#11 Jun 22, 2013
Cletus the Teabagger wrote:
My button would summon a fiery and angry JESUS, who would come swooping into town on a laser-eyed fire-breathing donkey. Jesus's glistening muscular arms would be totin' a fully automatic lava-gun and a nukular hand cannon which he would use to smite them godless libruls, smartass professors and unruly nuns. Please Lord, just gimme that button!
take ur lord shove up the spot where ur daddy been playing on ur back side!! Us devil worship people dont like ur kind so go ask ur preacher to help u get off again!!
she devil

Herndon, VA

#12 Jun 22, 2013
yep me love some hot devil blood screw the church people
Happy Hour

West Plains, MO

#13 Jun 24, 2013
My button would buy ice cold beer
Honest Person

Branson, MO

#14 Jun 24, 2013
I would push a button so Deputies would stop lying on the stand and framing innocent people. Unfortunately they probably would not cooperate
Fed up

Sparta, MO

#15 Jun 27, 2013
I'd get rid of that douche bag who drives the mustang at wades
Jeff

Branson, MO

#16 Jun 27, 2013
If I could push a button and make brutal cops get aids
Jimbo

Branson, MO

#17 Jun 28, 2013
If I could push a button the cop who kicked the autistic guy in the head would be castrated.
Jimmy

Branson, MO

#18 Jun 28, 2013
The problem we have locally is no one trusts the police. I read what the officer said but it is doubtful that he is truthful. Police try to justify their actions on probable cause statements. But in preliminary hearings and reports there are no reprocussions for perjury. So they lie. That is why people around here just dont trust police.

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