Jim & Lori Bakker in Blue Eye Missouri

Jim & Lori Bakker in Blue Eye Missouri

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Sammy Straw

Ozark, MO

#1 Mar 7, 2009
The other day I took a fishin' trip
Just me and my boat, and no Banjo lip

Banjo was my guide, an old colored feller
He wasn't very dark, he was a high-steppin' yeller

So we launched my boat, and I cranked my motor
And up to my nose came a terrible odor

I looked around, tryin' to find somethin' dead
But it was Banjo with his arm up, scratchin' his head

Some biggers never die
They just smell that way

Now the more he'd scratch, the more he'd sweat
And I'm here to say he was-a-chokin' me to death

So we loaded up, I just couldn't go on
And I coughed and I gagged, all the way home

When I dropped him off, I was next to dine
My nose was-a-runnin, and my eyes were-a-cryin'

The smell scorched the hair right out of my nose
When I got home I had to burn all my clothes

Some biggers never die
They just smell that way

I recooperated quick, I was thankful for that
I was only in bed for a week and a half

The very first day I was up on my feet
I went to the supermarket, down the street

I shopped all around, and I filled out my order
My groceries were bagged by a fat bigger porter

The air conditioner was broke and I was ferocious
'Cause it was hot and that bigger was-a-sweatin' on my groceries

Some biggers never die
They just smell that way

The vegetables and greens I bought started wilting
My blood pressure rose, and that could've killed me

I was gonna smash him all over that place
But he raised up his arm, and I fell on my face

Now I'm here in the hospital and at the ceiling I stare
I coulda whipped that bigger,'cept he used germ warfare

So from now on I'll carry a long, long stick
'Cause if I can keep from the smell, then I'll have 'em licked

Some biggers never die
They just smell that way
pat neff

Columbia, MO

#2 Apr 9, 2009
I think this is beyond terrible! Why must people always belittle others.

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