Jim Bakker is a phoney baloney,obnoxi...

Jim Bakker is a phoney baloney,obnoxious creature

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keen said

Branson, MO

#1 Jan 2, 2011
keen said...

Jim Bakker is a phoney baloney,obnoxious creature ...how gullable does he think people are ? He will get his, no worries ...

he is the goat category and it is the SHEEP the bible says Jesus will keep, not the goats ! 5 minutes of watching his "show"

severly encourages vomiting from where I am sitting. Lori is a brainless cheesecake patsy who has never learned the definition of "Abuse" ...

Bakker dumbs her down and interrupts here while she blabbermouthes away on national television ..

what a nice couple eh ?

But the most irking thing on their how is grossly obese Kevin with the personality of a 5 year old and the brain of an animal cracker.

Like Lori, Kevin gorges himself on being a footsoldier to "King Jim"

and I have wondered if got as fat as he is by remaining in the same bent over position kissing Bakker's blessed assurance for who knows how long !

Bakker's mother in law though,
she is onto this geek -
her dislike of him is as obvious as night comes after day,

Bakker does some serious (bleep) a$$ kissing himself on this lady !

His "adopted" 7 ? kids are TAX DEDUCTIONS he can LEGALLY use for his own $-benefit,

God have mercy on those kids who are living in one hell of a freakshow that Bakker calls his "family" !

Wait until Jesus steps out of these clouds and hears Bakker's "jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeezes" calls,

Jesus will say something like "ah excuse me, what did you say your name was again ?" ...

LOL ...

I can hear Bakker now saying "Jesus, I have some 'get prepared' freeze dried for you when Jesus might answer:

"Uh, man does not live on freeze dried food, no thanks and what again did you say your name was" .... LOL ...

as many are angered, disgusted with and are fed up with Bakker,

he is a laughable freakshow, supported by the air time developer Crawford buys for him from another crook: Bob D'Andrea

who owns 14 TV stations and keeps right on fleezing viewers for money with his "telethons"

and totally unbearable cats like a Herman Bailey with his cheesecake patsy wife sharon with their

books/cds/cosmetic/2nd hand musicians store !

OH how good it feels to aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir about these grotesque 'personalities' who pass themselves off as candy a$$.. christians ... even so, come Lord Jesus - anytime at all !

Thanks for reading, onto-all-of-it Smart alec

http://murderousmusings.blogspot.com/2008/11/...

click the above link to read me
knowitall

Ashland, KY

#2 Jan 3, 2011
yes this is true . jim bakker aka monkey face bakker is still on the tv set i wonder if this entertainment will ever go 3-d so we can feel the
prescense of the lord ahahh i hear lori went slay riding and she hit the chicken house...candied assed cheesecake wife lori hahahah i hope they have fun while this money lasts what will they do OH I GOT IT THE GUY THAT OWNS THE DREAM CENTER HAS CAME BACK JIM NEEDS HIM THEIR GOING BROKE AND JIM AND LORi are going to need someone where to live.....hahahaha they said he took the last money he had and rented a fairswheel for the children to draw children in i wonder maybe to molest ...
Lowglow

Warrensburg, MO

#3 Jan 4, 2011
Jim Bakker reminds me of someone else, oh yea, Obama.
Faraway Citizen

Studio City, CA

#4 Jan 7, 2011
keen said wrote:
keen said...
Jim Bakker is a phoney baloney,obnoxious creature ...how gullable does he think people are ? He will get his, no worries ...
he is the goat category and it is the SHEEP the bible says Jesus will keep, not the goats ! 5 minutes of watching his "show"
severly encourages vomiting from where I am sitting. Lori is a brainless cheesecake patsy who has never learned the definition of "Abuse" ...
Bakker dumbs her down and interrupts here while she blabbermouthes away on national television ..
what a nice couple eh ?
But the most irking thing on their how is grossly obese Kevin with the personality of a 5 year old and the brain of an animal cracker.
Like Lori, Kevin gorges himself on being a footsoldier to "King Jim"
and I have wondered if got as fat as he is by remaining in the same bent over position kissing Bakker's blessed assurance for who knows how long !
Bakker's mother in law though,
she is onto this geek -
her dislike of him is as obvious as night comes after day,
Bakker does some serious (bleep) a$$ kissing himself on this lady !
His "adopted" 7 ? kids are TAX DEDUCTIONS he can LEGALLY use for his own $-benefit,
God have mercy on those kids who are living in one hell of a freakshow that Bakker calls his "family" !
Wait until Jesus steps out of these clouds and hears Bakker's "jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeezes" calls,
Jesus will say something like "ah excuse me, what did you say your name was again ?" ...
LOL ...
I can hear Bakker now saying "Jesus, I have some 'get prepared' freeze dried for you when Jesus might answer:
"Uh, man does not live on freeze dried food, no thanks and what again did you say your name was" .... LOL ...
as many are angered, disgusted with and are fed up with Bakker,
he is a laughable freakshow, supported by the air time developer Crawford buys for him from another crook: Bob D'Andrea
who owns 14 TV stations and keeps right on fleezing viewers for money with his "telethons"
and totally unbearable cats like a Herman Bailey with his cheesecake patsy wife sharon with their
books/cds/cosmetic/2nd hand musicians store !
OH how good it feels to aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir about these grotesque 'personalities' who pass themselves off as candy a$$.. christians ... even so, come Lord Jesus - anytime at all !
Thanks for reading, onto-all-of-it Smart alec
http://murderousmusings.blogspot.com/2008/11/...
click the above link to read me
Hi, I do get on the website, "Muderous Musings", that's where I found the first article by chance(maybe not) about Ben Small's "Are you addicted to Jim Bakker", I read it and finally I had my answer why I watched or part of Bakker's show, Ben Small hit the nail on the head for me!.
No I am not on the same page as the Bakkers, but if you read my posts, it explains how far back I go as a Christian(35-36 yrs).
I remember PTL, TBN, I don't watch PTL anymore, not for a long time, it has changed so much, very odd preachers on there.
PTL I never liked, I only ran across it from time to time to see how Tammy Faye was dressed and her make-up. I had a reply from their son, Jay, he runs a "Revolutionary Church', opposite of what the Bible teachs...
The Bakkers know full well what they are doing, and their crew, I bet they are all fed up. Kevin Shorey, you hit the nail on the head. But I have met alot of people like that throughout the years, rather it be in church, or at work, their are always kiss buts everywhere, these people to me are very insecure and don't have much back bone to walk away! they always need someone to hang on too....
Tell Ben Small to read my email and reply to my email by email only!(Faraway citizen).
bob

Kernersville, NC

#5 Feb 7, 2011
Bakker is one disgusting dude. False and dumb but smart as a fox huckstering his pots and pans. He was false at PTL and is still false. If Bakker had to do a days work it would kill him. Pity the old folks who still follow him. I think they are a bigger idiot than Bakker is. Enough said!!
Impeach Obama

El Mirage, AZ

#6 Feb 7, 2011
Jim Bakker is an atheist because he worships a created being with flesh and bones more than God.

God is a Spirit (John 4.24) and we are supposed to worship God in spirit and truth.

Yet Jim Bakker and most christians worship a MAN who had a body of FLESH AND BONES after his alleged resurrection! "Touch me and see that I have a body of flesh and bones, which a SPIRIT (GOD) does NOT have!" Luke 24.39

Anyone who worships Jesus is an ATHEIST and it's why there are so many hypocrites and liars in the pulpit and the pews!
tombaka

New Port Richey, FL

#7 Apr 11, 2011
Impeach Obama wrote:
Jim Bakker is an atheist because he worships a created being with flesh and bones more than God.
God is a Spirit (John 4.24) and we are supposed to worship God in spirit and truth.
Yet Jim Bakker and most christians worship a MAN who had a body of FLESH AND BONES after his alleged resurrection! "Touch me and see that I have a body of flesh and bones, which a SPIRIT (GOD) does NOT have!" Luke 24.39
Anyone who worships Jesus is an ATHEIST and it's why there are so many hypocrites and liars in the pulpit and the pews!
Your quotes are from the New Testament. Did you forget to read the rest of it? Or did you just pick out the verses you agreed with to make your point? You might want to spend some time in the rest of the NT. The rest of it says that Jesus is the ONLY WAY to reach the Kingdom of God. So good luck getting there without him.
dresden

Chicago, IL

#8 Apr 11, 2011
I have a friend who works there...Jim is bringing in 250k every week and in return sends the people back cheap crap made in china. A lady last year sent a donation of 100k....jim is in the express lane to hell.
jo ann

United States

#9 May 3, 2011
What happend to Kevin Shorey and who is this Dino guy with all that make up on ?
jo ann

United States

#10 May 3, 2011
What happen to Kevin shoely on the show? and Dino really your eyebrows look better then mine, Lori obviousely was a vato rat and her girls man put them on a diet !
Punkin

Athens, TX

#11 May 4, 2011
Jim is an excellent fundraiser. He always has been. I do agree he interrupts Lori a Lot , it bothers her, of course, and shows he thinks what she has to say is meaningless. I admire anyone who has turned his life around like Lori.
Kevin has his own show now. I doubt he'll ever be on JB again. I think for one reason, he was sick of sitting there so obese and having Jim and Lori in show after show talking about vegan diets and how obesity causes heart attacks. Week after week of it and Kevin left.
Dino's eyebrows are so high because he had an eyebrow lift. So he always looks surprised. He also has regular botox injections. He was born in 1942 so do the math. His lovely, sweet wife Cheryl has had necklifts. You can see her with a turkey neck on the wall photos at Gilberti's pizza in Hollister (if it's still standing).
Whoever said Jim gets a "tax writeoff" from adopting 7 kids is naive. No kind of tax advantage would allow me to adopt 7 kids. Why can't you accept that HE DID IT TO HELP THE KIDS WHO WERE IN POVERTY AND BEING NEGLECTED? YOU adopt 2 kids from the ghetto and see if it's worth the deduction. I'll be waiting.
Kaleb Shorey

Pulaski, WI

#12 Nov 17, 2012
Oh you people are nuts. Kevin's my uncle
Desiree

Metairie, LA

#13 Apr 17, 2013
Always selling something, and people are soooooooo stupid to buy this crap. What on earth is wrong with people? Are they so lonely and sad that they would take this man back into their lives. God help us all!
A wolf n sheep clothing!!!
Sue

Humble, TX

#14 Apr 17, 2013
Kevin is a fine, unique individual. I'm so glad none of you are obese ; all fit n trim. Well, I am overweight to say the least and Kevin has lost a LOT of weight and not one person mentions it. It is very hard to do! Kevin also has a fantastic sense of humor. HE has a nice voice. Kevin is simply a sweetheart who POSSIBLY could not make it with his own show. So sue him for that? Not everyone who tries can do it. I am so happy hes back on Jim's show! He is a happy guy that some people would like to tear apart because his eating got out of hand. It happens, people. Have a heart.
morningwood

Belleville, IL

#15 Apr 25, 2013
He really does hasvesome good products. I bought the fuel-less generator for $2000, and it was worth every penny. I've also been wearing 2 of the sleep bands to bed. My sleep problems have been totally resolved and now I snooze like a newborn baby. THANK YOU JIM BAKKER!!
Jaza

Toronto, Canada

#16 May 31, 2013
Kevin is probably the best singer Jim and Lori ever had and they know lots of singers so that is saying something.

I agree that he might need to lose weight BUT so many of us struggle like me .I am living with this disease and it is not my fault. It is the fault of your body and not your spirit.

Kevins spirit is so full of love.

Since: Oct 12

Branson, MO

#17 Jun 1, 2013
Check out the knockers on Jessica Hahn. Can't really blame Jim for playing motorboat with those big floppers.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images...
Sue

Humble, TX

#18 Jun 1, 2013
Hank Lucky - another wrong statement. She got those after she or just before she posed for Playboy. She did not look like that when she was a secretary. Millions of women can have and do have the same thing for a few grand.

Since: Oct 12

Branson, MO

#19 Jun 3, 2013
Sue; I'm sure he's still hiring, just negotiate for some quality kneepads. Maybe you can earn a set of biggun's the old fashioned way.
Sue wrote:
Hank Lucky - another wrong statement. She got those after she or just before she posed for Playboy. She did not look like that when she was a secretary. Millions of women can have and do have the same thing for a few grand.
Sue

Humble, TX

#20 Jun 4, 2013
One thing I've not been able to find concerning the "bronze" statue of Jesus he's selling. He just now, Jun 4, said, "this is solid bronze." It isn't. He needs to correct this mistake . Lori handed it over to him to show the camera and that's how I know it's not SOLID bronze. We have bronzes and one that size Lori would not be able to pass to him. You can buy statues now with bronze on the outside ; but they are not bronze underneath. That statue would go for around $800 if it were solid bronze. I will give him the benefit of the doubt since I don't think Jim knows much about bronzes. I know very little but I do know how heavy they are.

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