I'm riding on a pony in a one horse t...

I'm riding on a pony in a one horse town

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John Pony Rider

Ozark, MO

#1 Apr 18, 2013
I'm riding on a pony in a one horse town

I am the fastest horse in town!

This is the name given to describe a small town with high unemployment.

These towns are said to be very common in Arkansaw and Wales,
but are also found in Ireland and Missouri too, and Scotland where education is very limited.

Also a name given to a town that has a small population.

Since I moved here from the city I am begining to see that everyone is stupid, there are no jobs,

and guys are marrying their own sisters,

whats that all about?

This place is backwards, these people don't know any different.

This is a "One Horse Town".

Yeah, you are right, but the problem is everyone thinks they are the jockey.

buy one horse town mugs & shirts

I'm riding on a pony in a one horse town

I am the fastest horse in town!

John Pony Rider

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