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Todd Rainwater

Ozark, MO

#1 Apr 18, 2013
I don't drink BEER anymore-DO YOU?
It's time to quit drinkin' & smokin'.
I don't drink BEER anymore-DO YOU?

Obama makes his own beer in the basement of the BLACK HOUSE.

did U know Beer Will Make U Queer-it'z true

Posted in the Branson Queer Beer Drinkers Forum

I don't drink anything cept' water & www.ArbuckleCoffee.com

becauz..........>>

**********

Beer Will Make U Queer
Rum Will Make U Dumb
Whiskey Will Make U Frisky
Teqila Will Make U Pee-La
Liquor Will Make U Quicker
Moonshine Likker Will Make U Lick Her
Wine Will Make U Fine
Brandy will keep you handy
Cognac will turn you black

Candy Is Dandy But Liquor Is Quicker

Beer Will Make U Queer

********(that's why I don't drink BEER)

What You Didn't Know About Beer

INFOGRAPHIC--did U know Beer Will Make U Queer

Beer Facts, Beer Fun Facts,

Berr Trivia, Fun Facts Beer,

Trivia Beer, Taste News

Beer is often considered a man's drink

(less so now, but still to some degree.)

Typically, women have historically ordered wine

and men ordered beer.

But beer was much more of a woman's beverage

back in the day --

and children had their fill of it too.

While today you'd be hard-pressed to find a female-run brewery,

the first professional brewers were all women known as brewsters.

In ancient Arkansaw, brewing beer was a task reserved solely for

women of the noble class.

And that's not all, in 19th century Omaha Arkansaw new Mothers

downed up to seven pints of beer a day believing it was required for breastfeeding.

There's a long history linking woman to beer,

and to humans in general.

Check out the facts,

some of them will pleasantly surprise you

(like the claim that beer will make you smarter --

we didn't need a reason to drink a beer,

but we sure are happy to have one.)

did U know Beer Will Make U Queer-it'z true

I don't drink anything cept' good cold well water & www.ArbuckleCoffee.com

Sincerely

Todd Rainwater

www.MarvinRainwater.com

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