Expect to see extra DWI patrols, road work over Labor Day weekend

ST. PAUL, Minn. - Minnesota authorities are reminding drivers to stay sober, and to plan for road construction during the holiday weekend.

[Joy]

This is good news. Still, I am very sad to hear about these young Somali men that are being recruited from Minnesota to go back to Somalia and die. These are very good men. They perform many "service" jobs that no one else will do. I haven't seen them build a house yet. But, physical labor will come. Who knows, they may even join the US military. Amen.

[Heavy Hank]

We need dedicated men like the Somalis to fight for OUR country, not their deadbeat country.

US will have to bring back the draft. And then draft all the Somali draft-age men for the US Army.

They'll look keen in Army green. And they are already a camouflage color. Put them on night raids in Afgan land. Have them plant land mines.

[Heavy Hank]

HA! Looks like we are both in the wrong room.

This is about Labor Day DWI and road work. So I'll drink to that!:)

[Bridge Repair Money]

I drove right passed someone driving southbound on the 1-35 Northbound lane last night around 2am.

[Heavy Hank]

Bikers do that all the time. They don't heed any road signs. Good reason to ban bikers from roads where cars and trucks go. Those roads are designed for big people to drive on.

[Heavy Hank]

If bikers rant and rave like the spoiled brats that they are, they have them bike FACING TRAFFIC, just like walkers, walking down a road with no sidewalk.

Then we can see the bloody blimey bikers, you blokes.

[jeaide]

Heavy Hank wrote:

Bikers do that all the time. They don't heed any road signs. Good reason to ban bikers from roads where cars and trucks go. Those roads are designed for big people to drive on.

Big people? Like big ole "Heavy Hank?" Big ole "Heavy Hank," ridin' down the road in his '89 Fiesta (RS TURBO!!!), swillin' down a Dew an' snackin' on some Slim Jims! Yip yar,yall!!

[Sam]

I'd whipped a louie and caught him and pitted him!

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Bridge Repair Money wrote:

I drove right passed someone driving southbound on the 1-35 Northbound lane last night around 2am.

[Heavy Hank]

jeaide wrote:

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Big people? Like big ole "Heavy Hank?" Big ole "Heavy Hank," ridin' down the road in his '89 Fiesta (RS TURBO!!!), swillin' down a Dew an' snackin' on some Slim Jims! Yip yar,yall!!

Aha! A spoiled brat bicylist. Get on the bike trail, you creep.

[jeaide]

Heavy Hank wrote:

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Aha! A spoiled brat bicylist. Get on the bike trail, you creep.

I don't own a bike

[Heavy Hank]

jeaide wrote:

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I don't own a bike

Then get one, so you can run through red lights and stop signs and finally get hit.

[jeaide]

Heavy Hank wrote:

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Then get one, so you can run through red lights and stop signs and finally get hit.

Okay, see you tomorrow!:)

[jake]

I just took a cab and picked up my car because I had a few yesterday. A cab fare sure is less than a DWI, not to mention the danger involved.

[Silas Montgomery]

jake wrote:

I just took a cab and picked up my car because I had a few yesterday. A cab fare sure is less than a DWI, not to mention the danger involved.

What were you drinking? How many is a few for you?

[jake]

Silas Montgomery wrote:

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What were you drinking? How many is a few for you?

I was drinking beer, and I had 5 during the afternoon.

[Silas Montgomery]

That is a lot of beer.

[Bridge Repair Money]

I like how drinking makes all my problems go away.

[whatever]

Silas Montgomery wrote:

That is a lot of beer.

that's a lot of bull "Silas"

[Silas Montgomery]

At your service. Drinking a lot is a waste of time. I'd rather be working.

[Silas Montgomery]

Labor Day? We couldn't find a police care yesterday/Labor Day.

But today, the day AFTER Labor Day! Cops must have got the days mixed up. They were all over Saint Paul this morning when I went to a business breakfast.