Egmont Key is part of the USA, it belongs to the state of Florida. Just because it is isolated and only accessable by boat does not mean that it is clothing optional.
Please, old people, keep your clothes on and for Godsake don't start the amorous stuff in the wooded areas, other people come there too and we do not want to see it. This isn't the 60's anymore and this sure isn't Woodstock. You are not hippies anymore, grow up and act your age.
Next time I will bring my nephews Super Soaker and fill it with ice water and spray you like dogs.