Oh tell the truth, truth or whoever the hell you are today. You don't go to Chicago because you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. You have to beg for rides to the Piggly Wiggly when you get your monthly food stamp rations. And of course you are at least smart enough to realize that running your moron mouth in a place like Chicago (without your super-duper computer monitor protection shield) you would become a statistic at Obama warp speed.<quoted text>
Glad I could help you hapless cuntservatives learn something this evening. And I don't visit the South and West sides of Chicago for the same reason you stay away from women. It would be awkward for both parties.
Quit frontin' kiddo. We are laughing at you...not with you, dumb ass.