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Curious

Bowling Green, KY

#1 Mar 22, 2011
Is there anywhere around here that gives massages with "Happy Endings?" And i'm not looking for some random person to give me a handy-j. A professional place...
Funny

United States

#2 Mar 24, 2011
You're looking for a "professional" hand job not a random one? Seriously? I'd be fine with an amateur hand job personally.
HandyJ Enthusiast

Canton, OH

#3 Mar 25, 2011
Funny wrote:
You're looking for a "professional" hand job not a random one? Seriously? I'd be fine with an amateur hand job personally.
I don't think anyone wants an "amateur" hand job. Those can be dangerous. I prefer the high class handy j's.
Firm Grasp

Floyds Knobs, IN

#4 Aug 16, 2011
Look for the asian massuse location. Endings are part of their culture. It is considered polite to bring your own condom and tip 20 to 40 extra cash at the point of touching there ....on top of massage cost.

Oh, and don't take too long. They stop after a few minutes if you can't finish.

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get a grip

Floyds Knobs, IN

#5 Aug 16, 2011
it is unfortunately considered prostitution to pay someone to yank your crank. I get a full body massage only because I have known the massuse for 3 years and she considers me safe.
josh cantrell

Somerset, KY

#6 Aug 16, 2011
I will give you a happy ending. Best one you'll ever get.
josh cantrell

Somerset, KY

#7 Aug 16, 2011
I will give you a happy ending with my mouth. Best one youve ever had.
Rosie Palm

Bowling Green, KY

#9 Aug 17, 2011
Sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands.
Pub pumpin

Floyds Knobs, IN

#10 Aug 17, 2011
We skipped the massage and she went right to the handjjobb in my truck parked at the bank next to Johnettas Pub. $40 cash and a tittieee flash to get things started. Happy ending and she provided the sheath.
K Li

Bowling Green, KY

#11 Aug 18, 2011
Gee I paid $50. Best 13 seconds of my life.
kayne1029

La Place, LA

#12 Aug 18, 2011
K Li wrote:
Gee I paid $50. Best 13 seconds of my life.
thats like a dollar per second or something....
guyontheroad78

Bowling Green, KY

#13 Sep 18, 2011
so are there any locations or out call women in the area?
Thumb tongue

Bowling Green, KY

#14 Sep 20, 2011
If you can't get it done at Johnetta's, go to the Wal-mart parking lot. Look for security camera number 3.
Hahaha

United States

#15 Sep 20, 2011
You aren't a cop, are you, lmao. That cracks me up when a ho says that to an undercover on cops. Guess them gals don't have a whole lot of smarts.

Since: Aug 10

Somerset, KY

#16 Sep 20, 2011
Welcome to BG.
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United States

#17 Sep 20, 2011
You might find your happy ending on craigslist. Never really thought about it , but I suppose a handjob is safe huh? Do you guys really get much from that? Just wondering.....
guyontheroad78

Bowling Green, KY

#18 Sep 20, 2011
It isnt that we get much out of it, it is that we don't have to do it ourselves. the company is always nice too especially if you are on the road 75% of the year.
Hahaha

United States

#19 Sep 20, 2011
You like a womans company? I thought that was why men liked bjs, so us woman can't run our mouths, lol
guyontheroad78

Bowling Green, KY

#20 Sep 20, 2011
sure a womans company is great. send me a message, we can talk more.
eric

Bowling Green, KY

#21 Sep 20, 2011
find a local chink chick and offer her 15 dolla for a number 34 with happy ending. Remember - NO MSG!

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