I was chased by a group of evil nuns!

I was chased by a group of evil nuns!

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I am awesome

Wichita Falls, TX

#1 Nov 3, 2013
I am having to lay low and hide because I am being hunted down by malicious evil nuns. It all started in the grocery store the other day. Apparently a group of nuns and I had the same idea....eating beans. I grabbed the last can of ranch style beans. The nuns looked at me and their eyes turned red. Then they started chasing me trying to bite me and steal my can of ranch style beans. Somebody please help. I Believe I Can Fly are you out there? I need your help!
Mother Ingrid

Hazleton, PA

#2 Nov 3, 2013
Give us those beans my pretty!
emt

Dallas, TX

#3 Nov 3, 2013
Run like hell bro
mrsclaus

Wichita Falls, TX

#4 Nov 4, 2013
Sounds like you got ahold of some bad cookies. Didn't your momma teach you not to eat cookies from strangers?
I Believe I Can Fly

Wichita Falls, TX

#5 Nov 5, 2013
Have no fear i am here to help. Did these nuns smell like wet feet? Also were there hoofs where their feet should be? Please let me know so I can help you my friend. There have been similar reports all around town of people being chased by a group of evil nuns. If I am correct these "nuns" are actually evil vampire goats disguised as evil nuns. If this is the case all of Bowie is in danger. Everyone take care and be cautious and do not trust goats or nuns.
inquiring

United States

#6 Nov 9, 2013
Is Sarah shytles still around Bowie?6483
I Believe I Can Fly

Wichita Falls, TX

#7 Nov 10, 2013
inquiring wrote:
Is Sarah shytles still around Bowie?6483
Is she a vampire?
metal momma

Clyde, TX

#8 Nov 11, 2013
No - just a Vamp!

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