Adam the Macho Lifeguard's Racing Gre...

Adam the Macho Lifeguard's Racing Greyhound "Handjob" Finishes Dead last

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Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#1 Oct 23, 2012
The racing greyhound owned by Adam the Macho Lifeguard and Flynn "Herbert" Mover finished dead last during its debut run at Flagler dog track this past Saturday. Stumbling out of the gate, it veered right towards the stands instead of chasing the bunny and a shot at the money. Macho, said in an interview after the race, "Clearly we are embarrassed. If I slap the fool with a wet Speedo, maybe then I can get his attention." It is unknown when the dog, aptly named "Handjob" will race again.
Biker Brad

Miami, FL

#2 Oct 23, 2012
What ever happened to the lifeguard anyhow?
Fidel

Miami, FL

#3 Oct 24, 2012
he's doing porn with some cougers.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#4 Oct 24, 2012
Fidel wrote:
he's doing porn with some cougers.
That must make them some very old Cougars.......and I'm talking no teeth. Can't wait to see some of that porn. LOL
Bummed Out Beach Goer

Miami, FL

#5 Dec 8, 2012
Who watches the poor greyhound now?
Bret Girdlebutch of SoBe

Miami, FL

#6 Dec 18, 2012
I was at the Magic City Casino and dog track on Sunday. Handjob was running again. Just out of respect and in memory of Adam the Macho Lifeguard, I bet on the mutt. He yanked his way around the turn and almost caught Wadshooter before fading poorly and wiping up the rear with Charming Charmin for last place. The dog should be guarding wrecker companies and traialer parks, notimpersonating a racing greyhound. dam would be turning over in his stand if he was still with us.
Mandy Mofo

Miami, FL

#7 Dec 19, 2012
Bret Girdlebutch of SoBe wrote:
I was at the Magic City Casino and dog track on Sunday. Handjob was running again. Just out of respect and in memory of Adam the Macho Lifeguard, I bet on the mutt. He yanked his way around the turn and almost caught Wadshooter before fading poorly and wiping up the rear with Charming Charmin for last place. The dog should be guarding wrecker companies and traialer parks, notimpersonating a racing greyhound. dam would be turning over in his stand if he was still with us.
The dog failed a drug test after the race. It had some Thai stick wedged inside of him. You go Handjob. What a dog!
Jason Diliar

Miami, FL

#8 Dec 19, 2012
Mandy Mofo wrote:
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The dog failed a drug test after the race. It had some Thai stick wedged inside of him. You go Handjob. What a dog!
It raced today. It came in 4th from last. The dog was had nine races and finished in the money three of the times. There was no Thai sick wedged up inside. The dog always tests clean. It's mother, Miss Goosey, was a champion at Hollywood dog track. Keep with the dog, it will start coming around.
Harvey Himmler

Miami, FL

#9 Jan 16, 2013
Go Hand Job go!
Rabbit Eddie D

Miami, FL

#11 Feb 8, 2013
Handjob races this Saturday in the "Adam is alive" sweepstakes at what used t be the Flagler Dog Track.

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