Thank you Mr. President! I am very Proud for this award, the people of Boonville are blessed to have them grace our town!Hear Ye, Hear Ye,
As the President of the United States of America I am naming Moose River the best GD River in the Country.
My second course of action is naming Moose River Road the best GD road in the nation.
I approve this message.
Thank you again and God speed to you and the 1st Lady.