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Mark

Syracuse, NY

#1 Dec 2, 2008
how come people from Port Leyden look so weird? I go there and feel like I am watching a scene from Deliverance...with the hillbilly man love guys running around with double barrel shotguns looking to find some man candy.
I hate it when they show up to the Boonville bars because they can't drink their old milwakie in there basements. They smell bad and have funny accents to.
me oh me

United States

#2 Dec 3, 2008
im from port leyden.i dont smell,drink or carry a gun.i dont look wierd or talk funny.im curious if this is to someone directly.
moron

Rome, NY

#3 Dec 3, 2008
Maybe if they offend you so much you don't need to go there anymore? I'm pretty sure they all think you're an a**hole anyway.
Your a Jerk

Chazy, NY

#4 Dec 3, 2008
Mark wrote:
how come people from Port Leyden look so weird? I go there and feel like I am watching a scene from Deliverance...with the hillbilly man love guys running around with double barrel shotguns looking to find some man candy.
I hate it when they show up to the Boonville bars because they can't drink their old milwakie in there basements. They smell bad and have funny accents to.
I think this person was kicked outta Port Leyden cause all he was is welfare trash and the county stopped his checks.

“Beware the moon.”

Since: Oct 08

*Planet Ribnog*

#5 Dec 3, 2008
Mark wrote:
how come people from Port Leyden look so weird? I go there and feel like I am watching a scene from Deliverance...with the hillbilly man love guys running around with double barrel shotguns looking to find some man candy.
I hate it when they show up to the Boonville bars because they can't drink their old milwakie in there basements. They smell bad and have funny accents to.
Man I wish I was from Port Leyden...I wanna look weird, and drink Old Mill too!

“Beware the moon.”

Since: Oct 08

*Planet Ribnog*

#6 Dec 3, 2008
Anybody got a flannel nightgown?

“The World's Tallest Midget”

Since: Jul 08

Tristan da Cunha

#7 Dec 3, 2008
I wrote these SAT style analogies about Port Leyden to help all you school kids boning up for the SAT.

Los Angeles is to healthy bodies and tanned skin
As Port Leyden is to obesity and chronic acne

Italy is to pasta and artisan cured meats
as Port Leyden is to cabbage and sliced up hot-dogs.

Cape Cod is to sweet sea breezes fill the air
As Port Leyden is to liquid manure being dumped everywhere.
Drinker

AOL

#8 Dec 3, 2008
Evil Commie drinks liquid manure.
Paula

Long Lake, NY

#9 Dec 3, 2008
He is full of sh..t
yeppers

Rome, NY

#10 Dec 3, 2008
Mr Krinkle wrote:
Anybody got a flannel nightgown?
I have one on right now. Cone on over and I will give it to you. lol
Mr Krinkle

Boonville, NY

#11 Dec 3, 2008
I wish I could drink liquid manure.

...and wear flannel nightgowns.

Hey yeppers, I'll be right over.
port leyden

Johnstown, NY

#12 Dec 3, 2008
commie is my neighbor. he comes over to drink liquid manure with us in his flannel nightgown and tells crude joke. we love this guy. but take my advice, keep him away from the cabbage, if you know what I mean!

“The World's Tallest Midget”

Since: Jul 08

Tristan da Cunha

#13 Dec 3, 2008
I wrote a Haiku about Port Leyden:

Spring,liquid manure
Port Leyden cabbage is king
Ugly people live
Mr Krinkle

Boonville, NY

#14 Dec 3, 2008
evil commie wrote:
I wrote a Haiku about Port Leyden:
Spring,liquid manure
Port Leyden cabbage is king
Ugly people live
It would be nice, if I understood Japanese.
na,nan tsuu baka-jikara da.
That was nothing, I was just clearing my throat.
Drinker

AOL

#15 Dec 3, 2008
I had Evil over for dinner and we had cabbage and after dinner he had the stinkest farts that I ever smelled. Cabbage farts are the worst.
Mr Krinkle

Boonville, NY

#16 Dec 3, 2008
You had Evil for dinner huh, and you say he tasted like cabbage?
I can't believe you ate frickin' Evil!
I'm gonna go tell the moderator that you're over here eatin' people!!!

I'm gettin' hungry just talkin' about it.
Mark

Syracuse, NY

#17 Dec 3, 2008
I am glad everyone agrees Port Leyden people are low lifes.
Dr Phil

Chazy, NY

#18 Dec 3, 2008
evil commie wrote:
I wrote these SAT style analogies about Port Leyden to help all you school kids boning up for the SAT.
Los Angeles is to healthy bodies and tanned skin
As Port Leyden is to obesity and chronic acne
Italy is to pasta and artisan cured meats
as Port Leyden is to cabbage and sliced up hot-dogs.
Cape Cod is to sweet sea breezes fill the air
As Port Leyden is to liquid manure being dumped everywhere.
and you my boy, your face matches my ass

“The World's Tallest Midget”

Since: Jul 08

Tristan da Cunha

#19 Dec 4, 2008
Dr Phil wrote:
<quoted text>and you my boy, your face matches my ass
You are very clever. Thanks for that wonderful display of witty humor. You must be that guy at cocktail parties that everyone wants to stand next to because you are just so clever and witty.

I mean what you did was brilliant. You took the fact that I used an analogy and then used it against me. Except what you did was compare my face to your ass.

That is so rich, that is just brilliant, I don't think that has every been done before. You compared my face to your ass...genius work Dr. Phil! Please give us some more!
Dr Phil

Chazy, NY

#20 Dec 4, 2008
Glad you agree, now you can crawl back in your shell and go to sleep.

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