Police: Man's wallet stolen while kissing

[Applejuice]

200 queen resident wrote:

MY HOUSE IS FAMOUS!

The next step kid is to conduct evening tours. Charge a flat rate to avoid seniors and their frivolous discounts.

[karma]

okay thanks for deleting my comments but it wasn't just kissing.. he hasn't done just that since preschool. so gross. oh and mrs deets are you proud? not the first run in with the police.

[karma]

Smitty wrote:

C'mon hicks, take it easy on the guy. I understand that you're jealous because the only person to ever tongue kiss you is your grandmother, but that's no reason to pile on this guy.

half of the responses defending dave are dave himself. wow.

[lets do this]

lipper wrote:

well that mom you speak of is talking to the CEO of her business and taking notes, listening to her GBS, flipping channels on her sirius while starting the DVD player for little mia in the back seat,all the while applying lipstick and drinking her latte. somewhere driving and chewing gum fits in there.

Whoever is the supposed "moderator" of this site should really do their research because if they did they would realize that the comment (which was removed) that was a reply to the one above that stated "in your trailor" is a complete 100% fact. Also the comment saying that David Deets hooks up with everybody and everyone is also true. Maybe you should start a poll and you would indeed find out that is another fact not a hypothesis. Anyone that was unfortunate enough to come in contact with this person I would suggest making an emergency appointment with your gyno.

[old salt]

the truth be told, he probably dropped it down between the seat and door in his car. Had a drunken flash back to the chick sitting accross the bar who wouldnt give him the time of day so he reports it stolen and describes her (as best as he can remember), then the next day finds it but doesnt report it as being found because then he would look even more stupid. So now he has his wallet, and he has the world thinking some hot chick kissed him (the one who wouldnt give him the time of day). Its a win win situation at this point and ohhhh dont forget all the publicity he got out of it to over inflate his ego.

[um how about no]

old salt wrote:

the truth be told, he probably dropped it down between the seat and door in his car. Had a drunken flash back to the chick sitting accross the bar who wouldnt give him the time of day so he reports it stolen and describes her (as best as he can remember), then the next day finds it but doesnt report it as being found because then he would look even more stupid. So now he has his wallet, and he has the world thinking some hot chick kissed him (the one who wouldnt give him the time of day). Its a win win situation at this point and ohhhh dont forget all the publicity he got out of it to over inflate his ego.

who was thinking she was a hot chick? i believe most people think anyone who would kiss a complete stranger then steal their wallet was pretty trashy aka not good looking. some of the words used by other people were hooker and pig. but good story i guess, i see your from iraq glad they offer creative writing there. and please, publicity? even if this site would be considered publicity, it's not good attention AT ALL.

[Inked]

Must have been a hell of a kiss

[old salt]

They dont teach creative writing here, I just have a good imagination.
Just imagine if it was a foxy looking gal....
just imagine if he had a throw away wallet (its wise to have a standby with nothing in when you travel so if your held up, you pitch it and run)
just imagine this all has a happy ending where them two get together, she hands over the wallet and they live happily ever after, married with 4 thieving brats running around the neighborhood.
Driving an AMC pacer no doubt.

[sweet]

i like your post because of the AMC pacer part but if it was just a throw away wallet which he uses when he travels, why would he have it if he wasn't traveling at the time and why would he call the police over a meaningless wallet? please explain..

oh and also your old salt from both ga and iraq?

[old salt]

sweet wrote:

i like your post because of the AMC pacer part but if it was just a throw away wallet which he uses when he travels, why would he have it if he wasn't traveling at the time and why would he call the police over a meaningless wallet? please explain..
oh and also your old salt from both ga and iraq?

Same old salt, different computers on different connections via the eye in the sky. Thats why the locations are different.

Well I tell ya, he was incognito pretending to be someone he wasnt. You see he wanted the chicks (may I use that term?) to think he was a business exec from out of town, hence the wallet. Now it was a pretty wallet. He didnt want to spend a lot of money on snake skin so he settled for sandpaper. It was a bit rough on the back side however it kept the calouses down.
Now the ole boy wasnt forgetful and neither was he paranoid, he just couldnt seem to remember the names of the folks that was out to get him. He knew that this one girl he was after had friends in the back corner watching him so he was careful and left the chick take the wallet. He only called the cops because he forgot he gave up the sandpaper wallet, thinking it was the real one he let go of and didnt want to make them other people who saw all this, think that the girl got one over on him because she did.

[old salt]

ps full of wind.

[to old salt]

old salt wrote:

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Same old salt, different computers on different connections via the eye in the sky. Thats why the locations are different.
Well I tell ya, he was incognito pretending to be someone he wasnt. You see he wanted the chicks (may I use that term?) to think he was a business exec from out of town, hence the wallet. Now it was a pretty wallet. He didnt want to spend a lot of money on snake skin so he settled for sandpaper. It was a bit rough on the back side however it kept the calouses down.
Now the ole boy wasnt forgetful and neither was he paranoid, he just couldnt seem to remember the names of the folks that was out to get him. He knew that this one girl he was after had friends in the back corner watching him so he was careful and left the chick take the wallet. He only called the cops because he forgot he gave up the sandpaper wallet, thinking it was the real one he let go of and didnt want to make them other people who saw all this, think that the girl got one over on him because she did.

oh really? haha, okay it all makes sense now. what an imagination you have. how do you like Georgia? are grown men over there doing these types of things or are they mostly nice southern gentlemen? please elaborate..

[nightshadow]

old salt wrote:

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Same old salt, different computers on different connections via the eye in the sky. Thats why the locations are different.
Well I tell ya, he was incognito pretending to be someone he wasnt. You see he wanted the chicks (may I use that term?) to think he was a business exec from out of town, hence the wallet. Now it was a pretty wallet. He didnt want to spend a lot of money on snake skin so he settled for sandpaper. It was a bit rough on the back side however it kept the calouses down.
Now the ole boy wasnt forgetful and neither was he paranoid, he just couldnt seem to remember the names of the folks that was out to get him. He knew that this one girl he was after had friends in the back corner watching him so he was careful and left the chick take the wallet. He only called the cops because he forgot he gave up the sandpaper wallet, thinking it was the real one he let go of and didnt want to make them other people who saw all this, think that the girl got one over on him because she did.

So is this guy single or married? It matters because it raises the stakes.
Are the women he seeks out acquaintances or complete strangers and does he seek them out only on weekends or is his hunger more frequent?
How deep does this guy's fantasy take him, old salt?

[old salt]

Was only in Ga one time back when I was in the USMC. Had some friends in Augusta, but that was, whew back in 1987. Lost track of them so I did.
Most people dont write like I do or think like I do, some find my humor stupid, but I have a good time with it.
There are folks over here from all walks of life. Some from the mountains, inner cities, little hick towns like the village of Marks or Williamson, some are idiots, while yet others are well schooled, a mulligan stew per se'.
now for a story....
Fellow was drinking lemon ade the other day on the tailgate of a pick up truck. He dropped his smoke in the sand and when he bent over to get it, some passerby picked it up for him. hows that for hospitality? southern style, kick yer shoes off, yall come back now, hear?

[old salt]

nightshadow wrote:

<quoted text>
So is this guy single or married? It matters because it raises the stakes.
Are the women he seeks out acquaintances or complete strangers and does he seek them out only on weekends or is his hunger more frequent?
How deep does this guy's fantasy take him, old salt?

He is a single guy pretending to be married. He likes to pretend to be anorexic though he weighs in a bit over 300 pounds. He feels more like it when he wears his spandex 3 sizes to small. A real wacko who doesnt care about what days he finds them. Known or unknown, with alzheimers it doesnt matter anyway.

[nightshadow]

This guy is one sick f^^k.

[Mr Bush]

old salt wrote:

<quoted text>
He is a single guy pretending to be married. He likes to pretend to be anorexic though he weighs in a bit over 300 pounds. He feels more like it when he wears his spandex 3 sizes to small. A real wacko who doesnt care about what days he finds them. Known or unknown, with alzheimers it doesnt matter anyway.

hahah. wait, are you talking about yourself or dave the "victim" of this awful "crime".. and nightshadow i am pretty confused what curse word you were trying to say.

[stankys worst enemy]

stanky wrote:

<quoted text>
You sound like one of the dirty wankers he had and tossed aside.
Was it your dangling vagina or your pitted face? zEither way he wakes up sober the next morning but will remain ugly. He probably got the STD"S frm your used and abused hind end. GROSS!

another thing stanky.. the only way i would have an std in my butt would be from your boyfriend since he's the only that's ever been up my "used and abused hind end." maybe he got the std from you then when up my butt. but too bad your post doesn't even make sense since i don't have an std. shut your mouth when your talking to me.

[wow]

some people never change, only get worse.