Calif. woman attacked by bear, drives self to help

A woman walking her two dogs in a rural area of Southern California was attacked and severely injured by a bear, but managed to escape and drive herself to a nearby fire station.

[Kent Brockman]

When reached by phone, Mr. Bear Berenstien stated "I have a roose toof." He was unable to fully comment on the case due to pending litigation.

[liner]

Lady's got guts. Hope she's OK.

[Concerned]

liner wrote:

Lady's got guts. Hope she's OK.

I hope they caught that bear and not put him in Mountain area where he can bite someone else

[Al Sleet]

Apparently the woman was attacked while on her way to the maul.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Alright]

Al Sleet wrote:

Apparently the woman was attacked while on her way to the maul.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

OK, I'll give you that one.
But let me say that I was planning on going camping in the mountains, but this story gives me paws...

[Comic]

Kent Brockman wrote:

When reached by phone, Mr. Bear Berenstien stated "I have a roose toof." He was unable to fully comment on the case due to pending litigation.

Keep your day job.

[Esteeben]

thats the one great benefit of living in the metropolitan/LI area, we've killed off everything thats a threat to man!!! LOL

[Lance Winslow]

She was bearly injured.

[brilliant]

Comic wrote:

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Keep your day job.

And you keep your gay job.

[plankroad2003]

Too bad she didn't carry a .454 Casull, or some other very large pistol on her side. Even that bear strength pepper spray might be a good choice when walking anywhere there might be such a creature. Oh yeah, and I can't bear to hear another pun...lol.

[Real Uncle Jesse]

She should have been carrying, all this could have been avoided if liberals and anti gun people didn't have thier way. I have an idea, lets send rep. McCarthy, mayor bloomburg and all these other jerkoffs into the mountains for a one week vacation with no guns.

[Andrea]

I hope she has a full recovery and no lasting emotional scars from it all.

[TomF]

California has too many liberals in charge of their Game Commission. In the last few months there have increased attacks by coyotes on toddlers and pets. Over the last few years mountain lions are finding their way into more metropolitan areas. New Jersey is having increased bear-human contact. I know, I know, animals were here first. But if we don't find a way to control where these animals live, and the populations of said animals (read: hunting), then these stories will become altogether too common.

[Joe]

Lance Winslow wrote:

She was bearly injured.

That wasn't nice. Hey Boo Boo.

[mac]

Lance Winslow wrote:

She was bearly injured.

And she was beary lucky.

[yeah]

right

[wally]

SHE MOVED FROM BROOKLYN, THERE/S ONLY JUNKIES IN HIGHLAND PARK.

[liner]

Real Uncle Jesse wrote:

She should have been carrying, all this could have been avoided if liberals and anti gun people didn't have thier way. I have an idea, lets send rep. McCarthy, mayor bloomburg and all these other jerkoffs into the mountains for a one week vacation with no guns.

Oh, here come the gun loonies! 50cal=answer to all your problems. Although, gotta admit, one of them babies woulda come in a mite handy on this one!

[Yogi]

Just a little snack dont make such a big deal out of it.

[World Judge]

I know where there is a big black bear with the ugliest face one has ever seen. Wait, I just described my ex-mother-in-law from Oroville, CA. HA HA HA