My Dog Keeps Licking His Ass

My Dog Keeps Licking His Ass

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Pug Owner

United States

#1 Feb 4, 2009
I am sick and tired of my dog laying around licking his ass. I think I am going to take him to the vet over it. It sounds utterly disgusting. He seems to enjoy licking his ass and genitals as much and as long as he can. The flavor must be astounding. Hell, I thought about having a lick just to see what all the fuss was about.

-Pug Owner.
sickntired

Maumelle, AR

#2 Feb 4, 2009
Go ahead and lick it for him. This is a ridiculous post.
tired2

Trumann, AR

#4 Feb 5, 2009
if you want to lick your dogs genitals, go ahead! but can I suggest instead of taking the dog to the doctor~you might ought to go to a shrink first. lol
bythewayi812

Saint Paul, MN

#6 Feb 5, 2009
man you need to get a life. but since you don't have a life why don't you lick his ass & genitals for him then he wouldn't have to. hope you enjoy.
Kev

Syracuse, OH

#7 Feb 5, 2009
Man, thats one lucky sombitch.I bet if you could lick your ass and balls you would do it all the time to.
camper

United States

#8 Feb 5, 2009
Change the type of food you feed him or her
natural redhead

United States

#12 Feb 5, 2009
Maybe u and ur dog could try 69...lol
DeRaiL

Vancouver, WA

#14 Feb 5, 2009
I think U should lick ur dogs BUTT for him too!!!!!
Oops

Maumelle, AR

#15 Feb 5, 2009
Does he come up with a big ole pug grin on his face when he's finished!!!!
guest

United States

#16 Feb 5, 2009
This is SO funny! LMAO!!! I agree you need to see a shrink cause you have to be crazy to even think of this. It is a dog thang, so get over it. OH, wait, if it SMELLS like bacon, then it MUST be bacon, but then again ONLY YOU would know!!!!
Nosey Nabors

Monette, AR

#17 Feb 5, 2009
I wonder what would happen if people started greeting each other like dogs do? You know, sniff each other in an...ANALytical sort of way, I guess you could say...lol. That would be hilarious to see, and more than a little uncomfortable, especially if you were the greetee, I suppose. I don't know if I would like someone sticking their nose in my business!...lol. And as far as that goes, sticking my nose in someone else's business, might be a little buttinsky.
guest

United States

#18 Feb 6, 2009
nervous condition/high strung dog/my poodle used to do it /if your serious
LOL

United States

#19 Feb 6, 2009
Does ur dogs name happen to start with "F"? If so, I might know you and live right down the road from you...If not--maybe ur dog is licking his ass b/c he has seen you do it to yourself?????
OH NO

Tuskegee Institute, AL

#20 Feb 6, 2009
LOL wrote:
Does ur dogs name happen to start with "F"? If so, I might know you and live right down the road from you...If not--maybe ur dog is licking his ass b/c he has seen you do it to yourself?????
Dude says when he tries he fall's off the couch.
straytrooper

United States

#22 Feb 8, 2009
I wish his master would open the blinds a little more....and move that coffee table!
Pug Owner

United States

#23 Feb 9, 2009
I took my dog to the vet. I had just recently gotten him. He is 4 years old (approximately). Turns out he was pretty much infested with intestinal parasites. I had plans on taking him in for a vet checkup the week after I got him but then the ice storm hit and... well... I am sure everyone knows how that went.

$151.62 and a lot of ass licking later he should be well on his way to a full recovery. And "LOL" yes, his name is Frank.

*** As for the first post, It was meant just as comedy. I never had intentions on licking Frank. Thank you to the people actually offering up thoughts and helpful insight. And thank you to everyone else for letting me know that you think I need mental help and the like. BTW, no coffee table in this house, Straytrooper.***
smoke

United States

#24 Feb 9, 2009
Dang, you licked parasites off your dogs ass, pretty sick brother, so does this mean you will be licking your ass because you now have parasites from licking Franks ass..........never mind.
Rover

United States

#25 Feb 9, 2009
Hey Frank just drag it across the carpet like I do wheeeeeee
inhale

Little Rock, AR

#27 Feb 13, 2009
Men are so jealous of their dogs!
lex

Roseville, CA

#29 Jun 12, 2011
the person was trying to be sarcastic everyones a dumb shit, go pug owner ! congrats on figuring it out

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