Are Your Children Playing With Lucife...

Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?

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Pastor Deacon Fred

United States

#1 Apr 16, 2011
Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the Devil! Our precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system. Parents need to explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility. In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster. But it didn't matter what god or idol the Pagans were humping under on Easter Sunday, because any god other than "Jesus" is Satan.

Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn't have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint. But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because those eggs were really Lucifer's testicles!

Glory to God! Amen.
moneez gone

United States

#2 Apr 16, 2011
Pastor Deacon Fred wrote:
Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the Devil! Our precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system. Parents need to explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility. In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster. But it didn't matter what god or idol the Pagans were humping under on Easter Sunday, because any god other than "Jesus" is Satan.
Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn't have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint. But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because those eggs were really Lucifer's testicles!
Glory to God! Amen.
Just turned your filth in to topix feedback report.
Guest

Kaufman, TX

#3 Apr 16, 2011
Pastor Deacon Fred wrote:
In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster.
Why would they do that when maters were considered POISONOUS?
At least get your shit right you misguided two-bit fake-azz "preacher"!
Then again, the simpleminded sheep you hope to prey on will believe ANYTHING.
guest

United States

#4 Apr 16, 2011
He sounds like a nut. Whatever may have happened with the pagan rituals has nothing to do with the reason we celebrate easter today. By the way, people have always hunted eggs for food.

Sounds like the "pastor" is trying to be religious, instead of knowing Jesus. Religion is into mind control, whereas Jesus leads us into truth.

Since: Dec 10

Lake City, AR

#5 Apr 16, 2011
you are a idiot!!! you know nothing of what you speak. if there is a god or jesus they are mocking you for your stupidity!!!
Crazy folks

Brookland, AR

#6 Apr 16, 2011
It's an egg the bunny left as a surprise for good children. Nothing more, nothing less. Well unless you make it more.
Beware of the wolves

Little Rock, AR

#7 Apr 16, 2011
When I was a child, it was simply a boiled hen's egg that was decorated, hidden, and the children had loads of fun finding them and later eating them. The one who found the prize egg, or the most eggs got a gift. It was innocent clean fun and still is, although it is a little too commercialized now.

Pastor Deacon is a phony and a bigot who is a troublemaker.
bullshtuff

United States

#8 Apr 16, 2011
well, hitler was a strong believer in breakfast..do you eat breakfast??...that means ur evil!!!..so lets say your claim is true...i dont think that is even remotely relevant to kids nowadays simply haveing good, clean, family oriented fun hunting easter eggs ..for god's sake..theres nothing wrong with kids having good time!...if you don't have anything to say..then by god, make a post about the weather, not this bullshiz.
Praise B

Jacksonville, AR

#9 Apr 16, 2011
Sounds like the Mayor preaching again
Heathen

Chesterfield, MO

#10 Apr 16, 2011
Naked orgies? All right! Sign me up! I'll even ride satan's d!ck!
Damm idiots

United States

#11 Apr 17, 2011
Beware of the wolves wrote:
Pastor Deacon is a phony and a bigot who is a troublemaker.
Garden variety TROLL IMO. Maybe the Easter Bunny will leave him some chocolate covered raisins.
Size matters

Brookland, AR

#12 Apr 17, 2011
I was always taught the devil was bad ass, but balls the size of chicken eggs? Now that's some nads!
Guest

United States

#13 Apr 17, 2011
Way to misconstrue a story!! The bunny and the eggs were symbols of fertility and rebirth. Easter is the day Jesus rose from the dead (rebirth). That's how they are related. they used those symbols to celebrate the rebirth of Jesus. It became a tradition passed down through the generations. So whether you knew it or not, with the easter bunny and eggs, you are celebrating the resurrection of Christ!!
Damien

Tilburg, Netherlands

#14 Apr 5, 2012
You're one of the most dumb, ignorant, stupid and sad persons I will ever know about. You're sick.You should not have children.
Pastor Deacon Fred wrote:
Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the Devil! Our precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system. Parents need to explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility. In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster. But it didn't matter what god or idol the Pagans were humping under on Easter Sunday, because any god other than "Jesus" is Satan.
Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn't have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint. But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because those eggs were really Lucifer's testicles!
Glory to God! Amen.
Guest

Dallas, TX

#15 Apr 7, 2012
Pastor Deacon Fred wrote:
Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the Devil! Our precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system. Parents need to explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility. In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster. But it didn't matter what god or idol the Pagans were humping under on Easter Sunday, because any god other than "Jesus" is Satan.

Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn't have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint. But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because those eggs were really Lucifer's testicles!

Glory to God! Amen.
What kind of Pastor are you!! You are sick!! Our children are taught what Easter is all about just like Christmas!! Why don't you just say I hate Easter because it's a big hassle for you to do things with your children and it cost you a little more money!! Just like Christmas when I hear people say I hate Christmas I think to myself you believe in Jesus and you can dare say you hate it!! If it's to much of a hassle for you don't participate!! I love Christmas!! I love what it stands for and I love the time with my family!! Just like Easter and Thanksgiving!! I go hide eggs in the yards of my grandchildren because I love them and love their excitement and they have no ideal where the eggs come from!! So you can believe what you want but I see nothing wrong in having fun with your children or grandchildren while your teaching them the true meaning of a Christian holiday!!
Guest

Marble Falls, TX

#17 Apr 21, 2012
No
Sin

Lehigh Acres, FL

#18 Feb 20, 2013
This "Pastor" Has got his shit all twisted, he obviously has no clue what he's talking about if he had half a brain then he would know that 1.) Easter is a stolen holiday from the Pagans and that 2.) Pagans do not worship the devil. The devil is the christians problem not the Pagans. Someone should slap this man.
guest

Cranston, RI

#19 Mar 27, 2013
Umm, guys, you do know this is satire, right?:)

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