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#4379 Aug 18, 2013
5 props plz.......

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#4380 Aug 18, 2013
Topix, I love you. <3

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#4381 Aug 18, 2013
posting 4 points

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#4382 Aug 18, 2013
Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know.

'Six miles,' said Debbie.

'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied.

'It's not too bad,' Debbie said.'We can each walk three miles!'

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#4383 Aug 18, 2013
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!

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#4384 Aug 19, 2013
An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said,'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white.
"Oh My God!
I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds.

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#4385 Aug 19, 2013
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
A: Sandwitch -

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#4386 Aug 19, 2013
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
I don't know and I don't care!

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#4387 Aug 19, 2013
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?
A: You can't!

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#4388 Aug 19, 2013
Thanks for the prop Win!

:)

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#4389 Aug 20, 2013
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down.

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#4390 Aug 20, 2013
Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ?
Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?
Pupil: Mistakes !

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#4391 Aug 20, 2013
Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?
Too many turnovers!

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#4392 Aug 20, 2013
How does a skeleton call her friends?
On a telebone.

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#4393 Aug 20, 2013
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?

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#4394 Aug 20, 2013
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?
A bald man.

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#4395 Aug 21, 2013
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.

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#4396 Aug 21, 2013
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

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#4397 Aug 21, 2013
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

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#4398 Aug 21, 2013
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment.
"What are peers?" he asked.
"They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant.
"I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.

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