Lanius LaForte, RIP
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new here

Smyrna, GA

#21 Jan 5, 2013
I'm confused, and have some questions:

Is this LaFart guy for real, or is he just a poof of nasty air resulting from the beans someone had for supper the night before?

Is he really dead?

If so (if he is really dead) who would sink so low as to post something using his name? Let the poor alcoholic rest in peace. He must have had a good heart if he stoped to pick up a cat. As far as that MADD mother, she should stay at home and clean house. She certainly doesn't need to be driving.

“Vainglourious Basterd”

Since: Sep 11

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#22 Jan 5, 2013
new here wrote:
I'm confused, and have some questions:

Is this LaFart guy for real, or is he just a poof of nasty air resulting from the beans someone had for supper the night before?

Is he really dead?

If so (if he is really dead) who would sink so low as to post something using his name? Let the poor alcoholic rest in peace. He must have had a good heart if he stoped to pick up a cat. As far as that MADD mother, she should stay at home and clean house. She certainly doesn't need to be driving.
So you used my name to get attention for your anti-MADD topix campaign. Honestly if you can't drive drunk without getting pulled over most likely you are a pretty sucky sober driver too.

DUI offenders should have their alcohol rights revoked rather than their driving privileges. It gives people like this guy an excuse to be even more lazy and bitter.

“Vainglourious Basterd”

Since: Sep 11

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#23 Jan 5, 2013
Didn't mean to reply to "new here" in that message.

Perhaps Lanius was never alive in the first place.....

Since: Oct 11

not flarda

#24 Jan 5, 2013
LeFarte is jist as real as I am. So there ye go.
charles1990

Blue Ridge, GA

#25 Jan 10, 2013
new here wrote:
I'm confused, and have some questions:
Is this LaFart guy for real, or is he just a poof of nasty air resulting from the beans someone had for supper the night before?
Is he really dead?
If so (if he is really dead) who would sink so low as to post something using his name? Let the poor alcoholic rest in peace. He must have had a good heart if he stoped to pick up a cat. As far as that MADD mother, she should stay at home and clean house. She certainly doesn't need to be driving.
I agree that this MADD mother (and others like her) should have her driving privileges revoked. I would much rather be on the road with a person coming from a party after consuming a few drink than with a MADD mother texting on a cell phone and putting on her lip stick. Does anyone have any any thoughts how we can get MADD texting mothers off our roads? I would appreciate your thoughts.
Country girl

Blue Ridge, GA

#26 Jan 11, 2013
I must confess I don't know much about these MADD people. New Here and Charles1990 what do you know about them. Are there very many in Fannin County? I certainly agree texting, lipsticking and operating a motor vehicle don't together.

Since: Oct 12

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#27 Jan 17, 2013
Lanius LaForte wrote:
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I've actually only been there once ever. I don't blame you for capitalizing on my death though, it's what I would have wanted. Is there a discount for the undead there? I can be conjured when enticed by the proper spirits if you know what I mean.
Hilltop, never been there, both stores should run a promotion with a 10% discount on Everclear for mentioning "Lanius" at checkout. I'll send a ton of ghoul business your way.
I wasn't arrested either by the way, I've just been terribly preoccupied. I like the stories on here better, we'll just stick with the one where I died so when I post it seems more magical. Like church.
Thank you for this topic, Orion, you're my second favorite fascist of all time.
Glad to see you are still alive.:)
allen

United States

#28 Jan 27, 2013
lol hilarious

“I'm Magnificent ”

Since: Jul 14

Blue Ridge, GA

#29 Aug 6, 2014
Say it isn't so!!!!!!!!!!
Kalsomine

Blue Ridge, GA

#30 Aug 6, 2014
Appropriate for this

http://youtu.be/6mEx9FtuN0k

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