Lanius LaForte, RIP

[Orion]

While in Ingles a few minutes ago, I bumped into friend over by the wine who reported that Lanius LaFarte was run over by a MADD MOTHER at 1:05 p.m. She traveling on the four-lane just south of Blue Ridge (near the county line) at the time of accident. LaFarte had had stopped his car on the right shoulder to pick up a stray cat. The woman told authorities she was a late for a MADD meeting and did not see LaFarte, who was wearing a camaphloge jacket and NRA baseball cap, crossing the roadway on foot. So sad.

[Just saying]

Does anyone know if Lanius was a Christian?

[Inquiring MInd]

Just saying wrote:

Does anyone know if Lanius was a Christian?

I always heard he was an atheist. I hope I heard wrong as I would hate to think where he is now if indeed he was an atheist.

[Orion]

This Orion did not write that idiotic post.
Such a sad attempt ..........

[Slowpoks Boy]

We is a gonna miss you Le Fart.

[TooBad]

Orion wrote:

While in Ingles a few minutes ago, I bumped into friend over by the wine who reported that Lanius LaFarte was run over by a MADD MOTHER at 1:05 p.m. She traveling on the four-lane just south of Blue Ridge (near the county line) at the time of accident. LaFarte had had stopped his car on the right shoulder to pick up a stray cat. The woman told authorities she was a late for a MADD meeting and did not see LaFarte, who was wearing a camaphloge jacket and NRA baseball cap, crossing the roadway on foot. So sad.

""LaFarte" " and a ""MADD""MO THER???Orion you are one sick piece of shit for even posting shit like this.....

[Oh Boy]

Who has him -- akins or cochrans? I'd like to take a look at him to make sure he's realy dead. What happened to the cat?

[Madame LaForte]

Thank you all for having such nice things to say about my Lanius. He will be missed.

[Orion]

TooBad wrote:

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""LaFarte" " and a ""MADD""MO THER???Orion you are one sick piece of shit for even posting shit like this.....

Identity theft. Call the secret service

[Orion]

Oh Boy wrote:

Who has him -- akins or cochrans? I'd like to take a look at him to make sure he's realy dead. What happened to the cat?

Akins, I think. As far as the cat, the MADD Mother took him for her grandaughter in Mineral Bluff.

The MADD mother was charged with speeding (75 in a 65 zone), wreckless driving and texting while driving.

[Local Man]

Does anyone know the name of this MADD mother? She ought to be charged with vehicular homicide. I never agreed with much LaFart had to say, but I never wished him no evil. Has he got any children? I didn't really know him, but I have seen him one or twice in Hilltop Package Store in Ellijay. He was with a fat woman with red hair, I guess his wife.

[Orion]

so sad

[BobN]

I hope someone will post arrangements. I manage the ABC store in Murphy. Lanius was one of our regulars. I guess I won't be seeing him anytime soon. Obnoxious and opinionated but funny. My sincere condolence to his family.

[oh my]

I was on 515 going to ellijay at 115pm and there was NOTHING on 515 no cops,cats or madd mothers I think this is just a stupid post someone had nothing better to do and choose to go with this...how stupid

[Madame LaForte]

BobN wrote:

I hope someone will post arrangements. I manage the ABC store in Murphy. Lanius was one of our regulars. I guess I won't be seeing him anytime soon. Obnoxious and opinionated but funny. My sincere condolence to his family.

This is the worst post out of this whole topic, by far. Are you trying to drum up business for your liquor store?

[Madame LaForte]

Local Man wrote:

Does anyone know the name of this MADD mother? She ought to be charged with vehicular homicide. I never agreed with much LaFart had to say, but I never wished him no evil. Has he got any children? I didn't really know him, but I have seen him one or twice in Hilltop Package Store in Ellijay. He was with a fat woman with red hair, I guess his wife.

Hmm, no. We've never been to the Hilltop store and without googling the location, I'm afraid I have no idea where you're located. We used Appalachian Beverage. I'm not sure if you're trying to be serious or if you're also trying to drum up business. Either way, this really shows how much you all think about my husband. Judging by the posts, it's daily.

[norion]

Orion wrote:

This Orion did not write that idiotic post.
Such a sad attempt ..........

didn't think it sounded like you. glad i didn't stop at comment one. people gripe you can't sense someone's intentions when in typed form but you sure still can pick out class (and the lack thereof).

[norion]

sure differs from the story he earned himself a hard quarter. you know how them grapevine rumors can get all twisty farked.

[Lanius LaForte]

BobN wrote:

I hope someone will post arrangements. I manage the ABC store in Murphy. Lanius was one of our regulars. I guess I won't be seeing him anytime soon. Obnoxious and opinionated but funny. My sincere condolence to his family.

I've actually only been there once ever. I don't blame you for capitalizing on my death though, it's what I would have wanted. Is there a discount for the undead there? I can be conjured when enticed by the proper spirits if you know what I mean.

Hilltop, never been there, both stores should run a promotion with a 10% discount on Everclear for mentioning "Lanius" at checkout. I'll send a ton of ghoul business your way.

I wasn't arrested either by the way, I've just been terribly preoccupied. I like the stories on here better, we'll just stick with the one where I died so when I post it seems more magical. Like church.

Thank you for this topic, Orion, you're my second favorite fascist of all time.

[norion]

Lanius LaForte wrote:

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