Murder in Blue Ridge
Witness

Paonia, CO

#1 Nov 27, 2011
There has been a murder in the peaceful town of Blue Ridge. A nutcracker, who had been serving as a decoration in the town, has been found, his head completely severed, underneath a small bridge near the city park. His nuts had also been cracked.
WTN

Cedaredge, CO

#2 Nov 28, 2011
So....where's the funny?
Witness

Paonia, CO

#3 Dec 18, 2011
WTN wrote:
So....where's the funny?
In your pants....
WTN

Cedaredge, CO

#5 Dec 18, 2011
Witness wrote:
<quoted text>In your pants....
I have a lot of things in my pants. But the funny isn't there.
Witness

Paonia, CO

#6 Dec 19, 2011
WTN wrote:
<quoted text>
I have a lot of things in my pants. But the funny isn't there.
Had a BM, huh?

“Vainglourious Basterd”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#7 Dec 19, 2011
That nutcracker had it coming for leading a deviant lifestyle.

The KKK dealt with him.
Witness

Paonia, CO

#8 Dec 19, 2011
Possibly, he may have tried to crack some nuts that were not his....

“Vainglourious Basterd”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#9 Dec 19, 2011
He was fond of The Brazil Nuts if you know what I mean.
gone back to Atlanta

Atlanta, GA

#10 Dec 19, 2011
Lanius the government knows who you are. I talked to them and they told me who you are so be careful

“Vainglourious Basterd”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#11 Dec 19, 2011
The government sent me here to watch for terrorists, and other colored folk.
Harry Taint

United States

#12 Dec 20, 2011
he was robbed of his Target nuts
just me

Onalaska, WA

#13 Dec 20, 2011
OH Please the "government" told you who Lanius is???? lmao I guess the government hangs out at ur house too,huh???? lol

“Vainglourious Basterd”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#14 Dec 20, 2011
just me wrote:
OH Please the "government" told you who Lanius is???? lmao I guess the government hangs out at ur house too,huh???? lol
I'm a Reverend with the Department of Homeland Security. They are logging Topix users to go to a special concentration camp in Israel.

I'm sorry to tell everyone this way.
URNUTS

Dawsonville, GA

#15 Dec 21, 2011
I think you are all full of sh*t..........

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