Lanius LaForte in critical condition

Lanius LaForte in critical condition

Posted in the Blue Ridge Forum

First Prev
of 5
Next Last
EMT

United States

#1 Apr 6, 2013
Sorry to report that Lanius LaForte is in critical condition at the Jasper hospital. He was diagnosed on Thursday with advance cirrhosis of the liver and is expected to be transferred to a residential hospice facility in Duluth as early as Monday. Family members ask for your thoughts.

Doctors told family the condition was brought on by heavy use of alcohol and Schedule IV drugs.

LaForte, wearing only Speedos, was found passed out early Wednesday morning in his 1972 blue Dodge Dart behind Whistle Stop Grill in Blue Ridge. Two ounces of meth and over a pound of marrijuana was found in the car, along with a pair of scales.

A benefit singing will be held Wednesday night at Mt. Agony Baptist Church. The event will be begin at 7 p.m. All proceeds will go for medical expenses.
frah

Mineral Bluff, GA

#2 Apr 6, 2013
What a waste of time needing attention, DA
Orion

Morganton, GA

#3 Apr 6, 2013
I knew he was weird, but SPEEDOS? Sick.
CountryGeekGirl

Chattanooga, TN

#4 Apr 7, 2013
Hahahahaha Speedos. I always knew he was a classy guy.
JamesR

Blue Ridge, GA

#5 Apr 7, 2013
I'm not surprised. When I saw him about two weeks ago in the package store in Ellijay, his skin had a yellowish look. I told my wife he did not look well. He was with a fat red-headed girl -- I guess his wife. Sorry, to hear about his health. We'll put him on our prayer list.
Aanfora

Morganton, GA

#6 Apr 7, 2013
Saw him at CVS last Monday. I did not notice anything particular about the color of his skin, but I did overhear him talking to the lady behind the drug counter about laxatives. He said he had been constipated for four days and needed something to umplug him, as his belly was very tight and protruding. Putting two and two together I suppect it was the opiates he takes that was binding him up. Very sad.
open minded

Morganton, GA

#7 Apr 7, 2013
crazy .....

“Vainglourious Basterd”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#8 Apr 8, 2013
That round belly was full of baby squirrels, I only took the opiates to make them sleep through the digestion.

I woke up in some fireman's speedos and broke the hell out of that hillbilly hospital.

The media is always trying to hold a brother down.
Citizen

Blue Ridge, GA

#9 Apr 8, 2013
I was just going to say don't have a benefit at a church have it at a bar. Don't call on Christians after you bash them continually.
Old Hat

Morganton, GA

#10 Apr 8, 2013
Okay LeFart enough is enough. How many times have you faked your death on Topix?

“Vainglourious Basterd”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#11 Apr 8, 2013
I have been (and still am) on hiatus. I'm so jaded I have to be told about my own death when it gets reported.

Apparently I am fortunate enough to be loved by death.
LaForte Fan

Blue Ridge, GA

#12 Apr 10, 2013
Lanius LaForte wrote:
I have been (and still am) on hiatus. I'm so jaded I have to be told about my own death when it gets reported.
Apparently I am fortunate enough to be loved by death.
You are loved by me and by many others smart enough to understand what a treasure you are. Come back. I cannot give these goofy Christians the bashing they sorely need all by myself.
Original hmmmmm

Morganton, GA

#13 Apr 10, 2013
LaForte Fan wrote:
<quoted text>
You are loved by me and by many others smart enough to understand what a treasure you are. Come back. I cannot give these goofy Christians the bashing they sorely need all by myself.
Mrs. Martain -- Go feed your horses and stop your blaspheming.
LaForte Fan

Blue Ridge, GA

#14 Apr 10, 2013
Original hmmmmm wrote:
<quoted text>
Mrs. Martain -- Go feed your horses and stop your blaspheming.
Jesus would turn over in his grave if he thought he was responsible for how you think.
Original hmmmmm

Morganton, GA

#15 Apr 10, 2013
How pray do I think?

P.S. You apparently didn't get to church on Easter. The tomb (grave) was found empty.
LaForte Fan

Blue Ridge, GA

#16 Apr 10, 2013
You think the ends justify the means.

Maybe he was stolen.

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#17 Apr 10, 2013
LaForte Fan wrote:
<quoted text>
You are loved by me and by many others smart enough to understand what a treasure you are. Come back. I cannot give these goofy Christians the bashing they sorely need all by myself.
Come on, LF - don't paint us all with the same brush. ;)

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#18 Apr 10, 2013
Original hmmmmm wrote:
<quoted text>
Mrs. Martain -- Go feed your horses and stop your blaspheming.
If you are going to refer to LaForte Fan, kindly use her "username". You come off like a stalker when you and some of the others on the "wreck" site keep using her name that was "outed" on the site. It's creepy.(and you really are not painting a favorable picture of Christians when you behave like this.)

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#19 Apr 10, 2013
LaForte Fan wrote:
Maybe he was stolen.
Now, now - be nice.
LaForte Fan

Blue Ridge, GA

#20 Apr 11, 2013
Aggie23 wrote:
<quoted text>
Come on, LF - don't paint us all with the same brush. ;)
I don't.
Are all goofs Christian? No.
Are all Christians goofs? No.

Must the Christian gospel be everyone's truth? Of course not.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 5
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Blue Ridge Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
What's so difficult about the 515/Walmart inter... 1 hr Wilbur 25
Unity Church of the Mts -- heresy Sat Reverend Jim 57
Looking for new school superintendent Sat Pay up sucka 12
BRMEMC winter storm grade Dec 15 Zippy 42
money question? Dec 15 Velvet Jones 29
BEER is BACTERIA PEE.....enjoy! (Jul '10) Dec 14 Beer Mr 13
Friend, Lover? Dec 14 Dirk Diggler 12

Blue Ridge Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

Blue Ridge Mortgages