Build a boy band in 5 easy steps!

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entertainment

High Point, NC

#1 Dec 9, 2013
How to start your own boy band in 5 easy steps.

Who wouldn’t want to be in, or manage a rock’n boy band? They’re a cash machine for one, plus, anywhere you go with a boy band its like walking around with a posse of chick magnets, what’s not to like? With that said, here are 5 easy steps anyone can use to start their very own ultimate boy band!

Step 1. Find a few reasonabley good looking teen boys with hair long enough to style. Acne could be an issue, but don’t worry, that could prove to be a valuable feature if you’re able to work out a proactive endorsment in the future.

Step 2. Have them all sing a couple of songs, and choose the best one to be lead. The rest will just kind of “look” like they’re singing. They will be trained to just start dancing if the heat is ever on them to actually have to sing for real.

Step 3. Next we’ll need a catchy name, something like… Nstreet, or… Backsync. Actually, I’ve already came up with the perfect name for my own boy band. I’m calling the band “bad direction” and we’ll title the first single “sorry for getting you lost”

Step 4. If we have a great single we’re going to need a great album cover. If I can get everybody to stare off into space during the photo shoot, that will let everyone know how cool they are, because cool band members never look directly at cameras “or explosions”

Step 5. Now that you have stylish teens, singer/dancers, an awesome band name with an even awesomer first single name, and a great cover for the album…. All you need now are hysterical teens girls videoing themselves watching your band on YouTube (fiverr!)This will make it appear that your band is the hottest thing going on YouTube, and boom! Your lead guy is doing proactive commercials before you know it.

Thank you for reading how to create a boy band in 5 easy steps. Don’t miss my next article, titled “angry birds competitor? New app Emotionally unstable birds ready for ios”

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whatsnext

Macon, GA

#2 Dec 9, 2013
Sounds like u was one of the little boys that slept at neverland with tito and learned to play the meater tuter flute so take the glove off and get a real job
entertainment

High Point, NC

#3 Dec 9, 2013
whatsnext wrote:
Sounds like u was one of the little boys that slept at neverland with tito and learned to play the meater tuter flute so take the glove off and get a real job
that is not a good start if you want into this band. I suppose exceptions can be made as long as you are willing to wear the appropriate skinny jeans and glitter button vest with a live strong headband. Ok, you're back in!
nsync 4 eva

High Point, NC

#4 Dec 10, 2013
Boy bands are the shiznit!
chris

High Point, NC

#5 Dec 14, 2013
Sounds like a solid plan to me
levi

Tampa, FL

#6 Feb 24, 2015
Wtf? Is this for real?
krista

Clinton, MD

#7 Feb 26, 2015
Ofcourse its real

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