Dirty Andy for Sheriff

Since: Dec 13

Kennedale, TX

#1 Dec 21, 2013
This is the UN-OFFICIAL grAsSrOoTS Campain:
$$$Dirty Andy for Sheriff$$$
Its time to clean up the streets and fight government bureaucracy.
Vote Dirty Andy for Sheriff.
Do Indiana a solid.
Put a rainbow in the pocket of every man, woman, and child in Indiana. Put warm puppies under the Christmas tree of every child, and a steak on the plate of every man. Medium rare.
Vote Dirty Andy for Sheriff. Do Indiana a solid.
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Kennedale, TX

#3 Dec 26, 2013
DKR boys wrote:
Heck you got our vote, Sheriff Dirty. Sincerely yours, the #DogKillerRidge Boys
Well I guesd them daggum Dog Killer Ridge boys ain't that bad. Still smell like a daggum turtles gym sock. And I tell ya wha werr gonna daggum do, werr gonna hold a daggum pig punchin' festival, we gonna have balloon Dirty Andy, balloon pigs, balloon Baby Jesus, chocolate puddin' mud wrasslin' pit, salad bar with nothin' but ham, car crushin', pop drinkin', and Jeff the Bear Man will have the new Terry Porter Tshirts on sale. Now who in da heck would wear a daggum Tshirt, even if it did have this angelic mug on it. Terry Porter OUT!!!

United States

#4 Dec 30, 2013
Make sure he takes a shower on the way to the town meetings and you'll be all good.

We don't say heck or call ourselves boys.

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