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“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#1 Jun 28, 2014
One night a floridiot looks across the lake where a Mountain Man is fishing and catching bass about every cast. So the floridiot gets out his old ugly saltwater fishing pole and heads down to the lake and fishes about an hour and never even gets a bite and all this time the Mountain Man is still catching every cast. So the floridiot hollers across the lake in his horrible sqeaky accent that barely resembles English and says " how youse guises catching those fish"? The Mountain Man tells him all the fish are on that side of the lake and he could come over there. The floridiot says how do I get across? The Mountan Man decides to have some fun with him and shines his spotlight over to where the floridiot is and says walk across the beam of light. The floridiot says" I'm not falling for that I will get half way across and you will turn the light off".
Bart

Jefferson, GA

#2 Jun 28, 2014
Now that's funny! I recognize it as a "Polak joke", re-written. No such word as Polak. People from Poland are called Polish or Poles. "Polak" is a term coined by inbred, idiotic rednecks.

How about a *true* joke?

If you are going fishing, should you take one or two Baptists with you?

If you take one, he will drink all of your beer, and you get none.

If you take both, neither will drink, and you can have all of your own beer.

“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#3 Jun 28, 2014
Bart wrote:
Now that's funny! I recognize it as a "Polak joke", re-written. No such word as Polak. People from Poland are called Polish or Poles. "Polak" is a term coined by inbred, idiotic rednecks.
How about a *true* joke?
If you are going fishing, should you take one or two Baptists with you?
If you take one, he will drink all of your beer, and you get none.
If you take both, neither will drink, and you can have all of your own beer.
Nobody mentioned anything about pollocks ( not polak) This is about floridiots.
Bart

Jefferson, GA

#4 Jun 28, 2014
Here is your free ticket to Reading Comprehension Class. Apparently, you cannot recognize an "Aside" (as pretty clearly stated), nor are you capable of understanding how to spell (or capitalize proper nouns). Was your Mother also your Aunt?

“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#5 Jun 28, 2014
Bart wrote:
Here is your free ticket to Reading Comprehension Class. Apparently, you cannot recognize an "Aside" (as pretty clearly stated), nor are you capable of understanding how to spell (or capitalize proper nouns). Was your Mother also your Aunt?
Typical floridiot/yankee behavior all you no is to attack grammatical errors that were intentional. Nobody cares what you think.

“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#6 Jun 28, 2014
Timmy_ wrote:
<quoted text>Typical floridiot/yankee behavior all you no is to attack grammatical errors that were intentional. Nobody cares what you think.
Know
Sick Man Freud

Blairsville, GA

#7 Jun 28, 2014
Bart wrote:
Here is your free ticket to Reading Comprehension Class. Apparently, you cannot recognize an "Aside" (as pretty clearly stated), nor are you capable of understanding how to spell (or capitalize proper nouns). Was your Mother also your Aunt?
You seem to be the idiot (more likely, the Floridiot). You wouldn't capitalize mother and aunt in the example you used. If you wrote "Aunt Flo is coming to dinner" you'd be correct. Here's your sign, moron.
Sick Man Freud

Blairsville, GA

#8 Jun 28, 2014
Bart wrote:
Here is your free ticket to Reading Comprehension Class. Apparently, you cannot recognize an "Aside" (as pretty clearly stated), nor are you capable of understanding how to spell (or capitalize proper nouns). Was your Mother also your Aunt?
... and let's not forget that the words "reading, comprehension, class and aside" should not be capitalized either. Here's your second sign.
Sick Man Friend

Jefferson, GA

#9 Jun 28, 2014
I am a homosexual (hence my name). Please forgive my typos. I have studied elementary school English, and I know that the proper nouns Mother and Aunt should be capitalized, whether I am cornholing them orvnot.
Bart

Jefferson, GA

#10 Jun 28, 2014
Ok, you Catholic, Baptist , homosexual Sick Man Friend cornholer. O.....kay.

“yankees go back north”

Since: Apr 12

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#11 Jul 1, 2014
Timmy_ wrote:
One night a floridiot looks across the lake where a Mountain Man is fishing and catching bass about every cast. So the floridiot gets out his old ugly saltwater fishing pole and heads down to the lake and fishes about an hour and never even gets a bite and all this time the Mountain Man is still catching every cast. So the floridiot hollers across the lake in his horrible sqeaky accent that barely resembles English and says " how youse guises catching those fish"? The Mountain Man tells him all the fish are on that side of the lake and he could come over there. The floridiot says how do I get across? The Mountan Man decides to have some fun with him and shines his spotlight over to where the floridiot is and says walk across the beam of light. The floridiot says" I'm not falling for that I will get half way across and you will turn the light off".
Wonder if dat old floridiot is still trying to get across the lake.
Fud

Commerce, GA

#12 Jul 1, 2014
But then again only a redneck will spend thirty grand on a boat to catch fish that aren't worth eating.

“yankees go back north”

Since: Apr 12

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#13 Jul 1, 2014
Fud wrote:
But then again only a redneck will spend thirty grand on a boat to catch fish that aren't worth eating.
A floridiot will will spend 30 grand on a boat that is almost impossible to fish out of.
Mountains Noise

Lake Mary, FL

#14 Jul 1, 2014
Jimmy- wrote:
<quoted text> A floridiot will will spend 30 grand on a boat that is almost impossible to fish out of.
A Real Floridian spends $250,000 on a boat and has no intention of fishing

“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#15 Jul 1, 2014
Mountains Noise wrote:
<quoted text>
A Real Floridian spends $250,000 on a boat and has no intention of fishing
For What?
georgia idiots

Homer, GA

#16 Jul 2, 2014
Holy smokes, it's been about 3 or 4 years now and you all are still on the Floridian bashing ??? yawn !!!!!!

“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#17 Jul 3, 2014
Jimmy- wrote:
<quoted text> Wonder if dat old floridiot is still trying to get across the lake.
The old buzzard is probably swimming around out there in his Bermuda shorts and crusted socks and sandals.

Since: Jun 09

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#18 Jul 3, 2014
Timmy_ wrote:
<quoted text> The old buzzard is probably swimming around out there in his Bermuda shorts and crusted socks and sandals.
Does the sight of a white background tag with green lettering and that orange symbol and those crazy counties in the state of F like Broward make you nauseous? Saw this old man at Ingles and he came out just a cussin' apparently they ran out of prune juice. I see one of those tags and I don't get close to them, can't drive, always cussin and ugly to the core. By the way the ole cusser was in a tan Toyota Camry.
Happy Days

Dahlonega, GA

#19 Jul 3, 2014
Laurel Wood wrote:
<quoted text>Does the sight of a white background tag with green lettering and that orange symbol and those crazy counties in the state of F like Broward make you nauseous? Saw this old man at Ingles and he came out just a cussin' apparently they ran out of prune juice. I see one of those tags and I don't get close to them, can't drive, always cussin and ugly to the core. By the way the ole cusser was in a tan Toyota Camry.
yawn
Sick Man Freud

Blairsville, GA

#20 Jul 3, 2014
Happy Days wrote:
<quoted text>yawn
Yep, you Floridiots are BORING.

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