It is so cold that...........

It is so cold that...........

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trail90

Blue Ridge, GA

#1 Nov 25, 2013
Please finish for a less serious topic.
Corndawg

Canton, GA

#2 Nov 25, 2013
It is so cold that ...

My Floridiot neighbor brought in his plastic pink flamingoes for fear they'd freeze.

Next he'll be telling me how warm it is back in Florida.
okay

Cleveland, GA

#3 Nov 26, 2013
It is so cold that the Floridians are wearing pants instead of shorts.
okay

Cleveland, GA

#4 Nov 26, 2013
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were
at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and
how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo
was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest
igloo.
They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and
poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and
fell onto the floor.
"Not bad" said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was
colder still.
So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!"
and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a
big lump and fell to the floor.
"Wow, that's colder than mine! "said the first Eskimo. But the third
Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third
Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw
back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice
there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When
it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".
He won.
Bears Way

Hollywood, FL

#5 Nov 26, 2013
okay wrote:
It is so cold that the Floridians are wearing pants instead of shorts.
I found a pair of undergarments that plugs in cigar lighter socket. They are also aor conditioned and vibrate.

“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#6 Nov 27, 2013
It's so cold that all the floridiots need to go back.
trail90

Blue Ridge, GA

#7 Nov 28, 2013
It is so cold that my f150 is an f100.
Brr

Dawsonville, GA

#8 Nov 28, 2013
It's so cold my giblets are frozen.
Ha ha

Blairsville, GA

#9 Nov 28, 2013
It's so cold that Floridiots had to stop wearing sandals and start wearing real shoes...
Al Kida

Orlando, FL

#10 Nov 28, 2013
Bears Way wrote:
<quoted text> I found a pair of undergarments that plugs in cigar lighter socket. They are also aor conditioned and vibrate.
When my underwear gets air conditioned I throw them away and buy new ones.
Ghost of Bears Way

Dawsonville, GA

#11 Nov 28, 2013
Bears Way blew holes in his underwear. He would have you believe that his cigar lighter is a new tech device but its internal gas. As for vibrations LOL can you imagine him weaving all over the highway with his vibrations! LOL
Fud

Carnesville, GA

#12 Nov 28, 2013
Cold what cold.
Madman

Blairsville, GA

#13 Nov 29, 2013
Fud wrote:
Cold what cold.
It's always cold for Floridiots
Bears Way

Hollywood, FL

#14 Nov 29, 2013
Madman wrote:
<quoted text>
It's always cold for Floridiots
We actually look forward to winter in Blairsville. We can breath freely, feel
One with nature, and enjoy sitting by the fire. I am bringing people fro Iowa with me next week. See you at Mike's and The Grill.

Who can give me a name and number to call to replace a outside wood railing?

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

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#15 Dec 8, 2013
It is so cold that iz kant skin them stinkin Floridians when iz ketches one. Iz has to just run them thru my chipper an use them fer to be furtlizers for my spring crop of Jane.
Troll Man

Blairsville, GA

#16 Dec 8, 2013
Chainsaw Five wrote:
It is so cold that iz kant skin them stinkin Floridians when iz ketches one. Iz has to just run them thru my chipper an use them fer to be furtlizers for my spring crop of Jane.
It's so cold that Slowpok's weenie froze while playing in the creek. But he like it. It's the last time it's been hard in many, many years.
trail90

Hayesville, NC

#17 Jan 6, 2014
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“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#18 Jan 6, 2014
This cold snap should get the floridiots migrating back to the swamps.
Just a thought

Commerce, GA

#19 Jan 6, 2014
Timmy_ wrote:
This cold snap should get the floridiots migrating back to the swamps.
I'm afraid that the swamp has frozen over Timmy. They will have to go further south to get warm in the next few days.
Happy Days

Dahlonega, GA

#20 Jan 7, 2014
Timmy_ wrote:
This cold snap should get the floridiots migrating back to the swamps.
Yawn

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