What did I ask Santa for?

[Floridian]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>They are alot of them that are tourists.

Timmy you should have asked for a brain, obviously you didn't.

[Timmy_]

Floridian wrote:

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Timmy you should have asked for a brain, obviously you didn't.

You should move to cuba.

[Laurel Wood]

I asked Santa for the same thing again this year. He said no, but I am carefully taking care of that request and its in a holding pattern and one day it will arrive!

[blairsville devil]

L.Wood,I don't know it you are in reciept of a husband or not,that isn't any of my business.I was thinking what you were refering to and The first thing that come to my small one track mind was an honest man with a lot of money or just an honest man.I don't believe there are many honest men around these days,do you?

[fanny]

I asked Santa for a slim body and a fat wallet in my purse. He got things turned around again this year.

[Timmy_]

Laurel Wood wrote:

I asked Santa for the same thing again this year. He said no, but I am carefully taking care of that request and its in a holding pattern and one day it will arrive!

Santa is just running late :)

[The Grinch]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>Santa is just running late :)

Santa is really unhappy... he only comes once a year.

[Laurel Wood]

blairsville devil wrote:

L.Wood,I don't know it you are in reciept of a husband or not,that isn't any of my business.I was thinking what you were refering to and The first thing that come to my small one track mind was an honest man with a lot of money or just an honest man.I don't believe there are many honest men around these days,do you?

I am not alone. I have a man and I am loved.

[HaHaHA]

Laurel Wood wrote:

<quoted text>I am not alone. I have a man and I am loved.

HaHaHA

[Hee Hee]

Laurel Wood wrote:

<quoted text>I am not alone. I have a man and I am loved.

Do you blow "your man" up with lung power or do you have one of those foot pumps?

[a hill jill]

Hee Hee wrote:

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Do you blow "your man" up with lung power or do you have one of those foot pumps?

All we need are 2AA batteries, that way we don't have to look at the lies on the face, or feel the weight of the heart....not speaking for Laurel just common women...

[Floridian]

a hill jill wrote:

<quoted text>All we need are 2AA batteries, that way we don't have to look at the lies on the face, or feel the weight of the heart....not speaking for Laurel just common women...

Oh come on! I'm sure you use 4 D batteries.

[Timmy_]

Hee Hee wrote:

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Do you blow "your man" up with lung power or do you have one of those foot pumps?

DOnt talk your filthy language to a lady!

[Floridian]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>DOnt talk your filthy language to a lady!

I see you knew what he was talking about. You must have the female version.

[Timmy_]

Floridian wrote:

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Oh come on! I'm sure you use 4 D batteries.

You are one flithy minded flordee boy.

[Floridian]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>You are one flithy minded flordee boy.

What do you have against D batteries?
Oh; never mind, I know what you have against them.
You'll go to hell for that you know.

[Laurel Wood]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>DOnt talk your filthy language to a lady!

Thank you.

[Laurel Wood]

Hee Hee wrote:

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Do you blow "your man" up with lung power or do you have one of those foot pumps?

For most of my life I did not believe I could be loved but I have news for you I can be. No, I do not use a vibrator and I have not imagined anyone but you used your post to make yourself bigger or perhaps comical. I don't know who you are but the old me would have used this space I am in now to cuss you out and use a few very offensive words to cut you low; but you know what I am going to take your HA HA and HEE HEE and pray that whatever mood you are in will be your better constructive ways for family.

[Timmy_]

Maybe next year santa will take you floridiots to detroit and leave you.