Floridiots han Spring time

Floridiots han Spring time

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“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#1 Mar 12, 2014
Iz been just a wishin thet spring would sprung. Iz ah wantin tos set outs on my porch wiff a toddy fer to drink, han my rifle an shoot at them ole Floridiots license plates. Iz just kant hardly waits.

Since: Oct 11

not flarda

#2 Mar 12, 2014
Haint gonna be no spring this year, haint gonna be no summer neither. Haint gonna be no leaves, green grass, or little birdies. Hits gonna be 40 degrees han rainy ever single day fer a long spell. So I reckin tham ole Flarda folk best jist stay down south this year.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#3 Mar 13, 2014
Has you seen them threads whats about the Gov han the Senate? Did you looks at all the BS them fool Polly-tit-ions whats ah spreadin all them lies and all them dumb Hillbillys whats a suckin ups their word. They ons them threads n-just afussin bout everthang han the worst part is they don't has no idea of whats they fussin bout. Most of them whats postin ons them threads is Floridiots whats was run out of Floridee cause they so dumbed down by them Boat people han gov Bush. Thar are a few Rock dumb Yanks in the mix han a passle of them ole Bacor chawin redneck dumb Hilljills whats never had no schoolin han a few local Toms whats is a followin them Jills like a bunch of dogs in heat. Yore self knows thet thar are three thangs thet peoples should not talks bout, Polly-ticks Religions han them Black folk.
Son them folks is so Dumbed down thet they likes thet Obame care thingie plus they believes ever word thet Zebra feller says. Iffin you likes to reads comedy stuff you woulds love them two threads, buts its also kinda sad thet peoples is thet dumbed down round here. Fer Most of my life iz could trust in the Hill folk not be takein in by the outside influnces of them Yanks han Floridiots. Its a shame whats them outside folks has done to folks way of thinkin round here. Iz knows thet iz haint gots to tells yore self to steps ons a Floridian whenever you gets the Chance. Iz goin to get in the creek now.

Netty said to tells you HI.
Home

Demorest, GA

#4 Mar 13, 2014
Is OLDER a Florida native or a politician? He is after you if you are not aware of it! Just sayin, don't know if you will take him up on that or down whatever. Remember he/she is out now!

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#5 Mar 13, 2014
Home wrote:
Is OLDER a Florida native or a politician? He is after you if you are not aware of it! Just sayin, don't know if you will take him up on that or down whatever. Remember he/she is out now!


Whats ever Older is or Doz haint gots nuffin to do with me. Doz a persons sexuals orentations bother yore self? At least Older is not hiden his preference. Hell!! the president of this here United States is different han iz aint talkin bout his skin color.
Iz is hitched tos a fine womans han has been fer over twenty years. Several of our friends are not sure which sex they like most.. You say thet Older is after me, well that's fine, that's his choice. however if he catches me that's my choice. Iz has several of them ole Hilljills thet awantin to romp wiff me. that's up to me han them an none of yore business. Now take them front Paws of yourn han rubs on thet long nose of yourn, like the Dog you is.
Home

Demorest, GA

#6 Mar 13, 2014
Chainsaw Five wrote:
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Whats ever Older is or Doz haint gots nuffin to do with me. Doz a persons sexuals orentations bother yore self? At least Older is not hiden his preference. Hell!! the president of this here United States is different han iz aint talkin bout his skin color.
Iz is hitched tos a fine womans han has been fer over twenty years. Several of our friends are not sure which sex they like most.. You say thet Older is after me, well that's fine, that's his choice. however if he catches me that's my choice. Iz has several of them ole Hilljills thet awantin to romp wiff me. that's up to me han them an none of yore business. Now take them front Paws of yourn han rubs on thet long nose of yourn, like the Dog you is.
Well I guess you got me told, I am glad and after this post I won't bother you again. It was a warning only. Usually those UNSURE ones could not catch one as strong as you. No it does not bother me but I dislike how they are always coming out trying to make others accept something that is not right; if they are UNSURE then keep it to themselves. The gay gay gay forums made for less wanting to read Topix. You be careful if you are in such hot demand though.
Georgia Idiots

Toccoa, GA

#7 Mar 14, 2014
Chainsaw Five wrote:
Has you seen them threads whats about the Gov han the Senate? Did you looks at all the BS them fool Polly-tit-ions whats ah spreadin all them lies and all them dumb Hillbillys whats a suckin ups their word. They ons them threads n-just afussin bout everthang han the worst part is they don't has no idea of whats they fussin bout. Most of them whats postin ons them threads is Floridiots whats was run out of Floridee cause they so dumbed down by them Boat people han gov Bush. Thar are a few Rock dumb Yanks in the mix han a passle of them ole Bacor chawin redneck dumb Hilljills whats never had no schoolin han a few local Toms whats is a followin them Jills like a bunch of dogs in heat. Yore self knows thet thar are three thangs thet peoples should not talks bout, Polly-ticks Religions han them Black folk.
Son them folks is so Dumbed down thet they likes thet Obame care thingie plus they believes ever word thet Zebra feller says. Iffin you likes to reads comedy stuff you woulds love them two threads, buts its also kinda sad thet peoples is thet dumbed down round here. Fer Most of my life iz could trust in the Hill folk not be takein in by the outside influnces of them Yanks han Floridiots. Its a shame whats them outside folks has done to folks way of thinkin round here. Iz knows thet iz haint gots to tells yore self to steps ons a Floridian whenever you gets the Chance. Iz goin to get in the creek now.
Netty said to tells you HI.
Will you every stop ????

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#9 Mar 15, 2014
Georgia Idiots wrote:
<quoted text> Will you every stop ????
Longs as thar are peoples liken yore self that K-toes tos them Floridee fools han thar way of liven, beliven han thinkin iz is agonna doz what iz kan to see that them ole half slick Floridee things kant run ther game ons the poor ole hill folks. Iz agonna pull yore covers offen youns ever chance iz gets. You could Help Free up America han Georgia iffin you would only step forward han spread the truth bout them ole smelly ones what lives in thet place named Florida. Speak up let the people know about the Filth han corruption what is inbread into them ole Floridians and whats they stand fer. Its hard fer me to believe that you who once lived down yonder ins thet mess haint opened yore eyes han looked at them ole things fer what they are. Girlie thar haint enough Daroagatory words to even describe them creatures whats livin han breedin ins Florida. Wakes up GIRLIE han when you gets a chance, STEPS on a FLORIDIAN as you would a Roach bug. In fact they kinda remind me of Roachs. They invade an when they do thay spreads filth all over everthing han they is hard to gets rid of. Just look at what they has done to north Georgia in the last few years.
Georgia Idiots

Toccoa, GA

#10 Mar 15, 2014
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text> Longs as thar are peoples liken yore self that K-toes tos them Floridee fools han thar way of liven, beliven han thinkin iz is agonna doz what iz kan to see that them ole half slick Floridee things kant run ther game ons the poor ole hill folks. Iz agonna pull yore covers offen youns ever chance iz gets. You could Help Free up America han Georgia iffin you would only step forward han spread the truth bout them ole smelly ones what lives in thet place named Florida. Speak up let the people know about the Filth han corruption what is inbread into them ole Floridians and whats they stand fer. Its hard fer me to believe that you who once lived down yonder ins thet mess haint opened yore eyes han looked at them ole things fer what they are. Girlie thar haint enough Daroagatory words to even describe them creatures whats livin han breedin ins Florida. Wakes up GIRLIE han when you gets a chance, STEPS on a FLORIDIAN as you would a Roach bug. In fact they kinda remind me of Roachs. They invade an when they do thay spreads filth all over everthing han they is hard to gets rid of. Just look at what they has done to north Georgia in the last few years

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Guess I missed it what have they done that the locals havent'? You will never change I guess so that tells me how some Georgians think...Talk about filth?? have you looked around lately ? Guess not and its not from Floridians.. Grow up and respect people.

Since: Oct 11

not flarda

#11 Mar 15, 2014
Georgia Idiots wrote:
<quoted text> Guess I missed it what have they done that the locals havent'? You will never change I guess so that tells me how some Georgians think...Talk about filth?? have you looked around lately ? Guess not and its not from Floridians.. Grow up and respect people.
Jist take yoreself back to FLARDA iffen thangs is so much better down thataways.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#12 Mar 15, 2014
Georgia Idiots wrote:
<quoted text> Guess I missed it what have they done that the locals havent'? You will never change I guess so that tells me how some Georgians think...Talk about filth?? have you looked around lately ? Guess not and its not from Floridians.. Grow up and respect people.
Who loves you Girlie Girl.?? You is Sweet as a ripe persimmon. Iffin you woulds forgets all thet stuff thet them ole Floridians has puts in yore head. Iz athinkin bout maby you han me hasin a pickneck downs by the creek when the weather warms up. Iz likes you cause yore self has spunk. Hell Girlie iz just mights trys to gets you ins thet creek. Iz knows thet you haint like most offen them Floridiots fer you likes water iz knows thet you doz fer you has thet Gator farm Iz haint as hard to wrestle as one of them Gators.
Georgia Idiots

Toccoa, GA

#13 Mar 15, 2014
Slowpoks Boy wrote:
<quoted text> Jist take yoreself back to FLARDA iffen thangs is so much better down thataways.
Why do you always answer for chainsaw? and btw I will live where ever I want like it or not..."BOY".
Georgia Idiots

Toccoa, GA

#14 Mar 15, 2014
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text> Who loves you Girlie Girl.?? You is Sweet as a ripe persimmon. Iffin you woulds forgets all thet stuff thet them ole Floridians has puts in yore head. Iz athinkin bout maby you han me hasin a pickneck downs by the creek when the weather warms up. Iz likes you cause yore self has spunk. Hell Girlie iz just mights trys to gets you ins thet creek. Iz knows thet you haint like most offen them Floridiots fer you likes water iz knows thet you doz fer you has thet Gator farm Iz haint as hard to wrestle as one of them Gators.
Guess that means I can just throw you in the water ? Your the one talking all the time about Floridians not me..think about it...who started this topic?
Obvious

Sanford, FL

#15 Mar 15, 2014
Georgia Idiots wrote:
<quoted text> Why do you always answer for chainsaw?.
You must be one of those people who don't recognize superman when he puts on glasses

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#16 Mar 15, 2014
Georgia Idiots wrote:
<quoted text> Guess that means I can just throw you in the water ? Your the one talking all the time about Floridians not me..think about it...who started this topic?
Iz was talkin bouy Spring time, Rifles han license Plates. Iza bets thet you could wool a feller reals good whens you throws em ins the creek. What you a gonna dids if iz likes bein throwed ins the creek X - Floridee Girlie.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#17 Mar 17, 2014
Georgia Idiots wrote:
<quoted text> Guess that means I can just throw you in the water ? Your the one talking all the time about Floridians not me..think about it...who started this topic?
Yore self shore is a grouchy Girlie. You don't gots a feller to keeps you happy?

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#18 Mar 17, 2014
Obvious wrote:
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You must be one of those people who don't recognize superman when he puts on glasses
You is one of them smarty Floridiots what tells everthang youse knows.

Since: Oct 11

not flarda

#19 Mar 17, 2014
You means to say thay tells everthang they thanks they know rofl.
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text> You is one of them smarty Floridiots what tells everthang youse knows.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#20 Mar 20, 2014
Slowpoks Boy wrote:
You means to say thay tells everthang they thanks they know rofl.<quoted text>
My larm wents off a whaller gos. Iz turned on the cam hann iz gots me a Floridian in one of them traps up on the 66 acre north. Iz agonna brings it in tonight han cage it. Iz wills figger out whats to doz wiff it in the morn. Thinks iz will hose it down real goods so it won't be so spunky ins the morn. Supposed to bes round freezing tonight fer a hour or so fore daylights.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#21 Mar 22, 2014
Well folks iz got thet ole Florida thing ins my round cage. He is a feisty little feller. He aint crusty no more fer iz pressure washed him han gots thet stink off. He haint gots no tail or webs tween his toes so his folks must have had them take care of while he was small. Iz agonna has to keeps him fer a few days fer he has the back door trots. Iz will feed him some normal foods han gets him right fer skinning. Iz will have some new Floridee skin lamps in June, longs wiff belts key rings han such. Iz kant harely waits to skin this little feller, he shore ken cuss han holler. Iz enjoys thet hollern an cussin while iz skinning. Iz gots my player thinge hooked up han am playin Dueling Banjers fer thet little feller tos listen to. Little feller must has money fer he offered me a lot to lets him go.

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