“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#1 Jan 11, 2014
You ole smelly ones with the four wheelers take notice.

You rednecks with four wheelers also take notice.

UPS truck just delivered tos me a large roles of bailin wire han in line razor wire which iz will use to stop them four wheelers youse has been riden on the west side of my mountain. Iffin you gets into what iz is settin up you will have to Carry them mochines out fer thays won't be able to roll.
Iz hopen thet the traps iz set up will ketch you ole smelly ones when you has to step offin your machine, iz needs to restock on my floridee lamp shades fer this comein summer touristee trade.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#2 Jan 15, 2014
Bump Bump Bump
Bears Way

Hollywood, FL

#3 Jan 15, 2014
I just ordered two tons of horse poop and three spring loaded
Baskets. I now have four active drones to fly the poop to your house.
Drop poop and return. Wire fence is a awaste of time against drones.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#4 Jan 15, 2014
Bears Way wrote:
I just ordered two tons of horse poop and three spring loaded
Baskets. I now have four active drones to fly the poop to your house.
Drop poop and return. Wire fence is a awaste of time against drones.
Iz jest sets up my cams to my air space han use defunctionuniaters han iz will has me some drones han some horsie poops fer my garden. THANK YEE!! THANK YEE!!!!
works

Commerce, GA

#5 Jan 15, 2014
don't need to kill em. Just put out 1 3/4" roofing nails.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#6 Jan 15, 2014
works wrote:
don't need to kill em. Just put out 1 3/4" roofing nails.
Has you ever seen what in line razor wire doz to tires. Iz not putting thet balen wire high to neck them only to stop the machines. Iffin they is from Floridee iz just might skin them iffin iz ketches um. Iz only skins from neck to waist thet don't kills them. Iz nails them to a tree to skins'um. Iffin thays kant gets loose the little kritters is what killsum, kritters has to eat. Possums really likes Floridians fer they stink real bads.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#7 Jan 23, 2014
To the owner of----Polaris Sportsman XP 850 H.O. EPS Browning LE model-----Why did you leave yore machine wiff the flats ons my property?? I ken pull yore machine out wiff my Mule iffin thet will help you. Iz don't want the thing back ther.. Jest knock ons my door......

Since: Jan 11

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#8 Jan 29, 2014
can I baree some of dat ware to keep dem nort Carolinians off'n my property? Tard of dem ridin up n down my road wif dere guns out.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#9 Jan 29, 2014
Shore kan! doz you needs razor han balen wire both han how many feets?? How many Hood springs doz you needs fer to set thet wire to??
Happy Days

Baldwin, GA

#10 Jan 29, 2014
Yawn
yeahitsme

Homer, GA

#11 Jan 29, 2014
Big loud smelly fart.
Happy Days wrote:
Yawn

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#12 Jan 29, 2014
Chainsaw Five wrote:
Shore kan! doz you needs razor han balen wire both han how many feets?? How many Hood springs doz you needs fer to set thet wire to??
aint a wide road and only one way in or out. maybes 16-20 feet? aint never used hood springs for layin razor before...

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#13 Jan 30, 2014
weatherman257 wrote:
<quoted text>
aint a wide road and only one way in or out. maybes 16-20 feet? aint never used hood springs for layin razor before...
Iz a gots 4 hood springs, two catch han locks , 40ft of razor in two twenty foots legnths wiff four end loops han 30 foot of catchin line fer to set the catch han locks to release the springs to cutting tight. Han last but not least 4 big swivels fer the catchin line. Thet ther wills give you enough to stop two of them 4 wheeles iffin you puts them razors 6 to 8 feets tween'm..

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