How many floridiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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“Dont care how you did it in FL”

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Feb 12, 2013
 
Three. One to stand on a chair and hold the lightbulb in the socket and two to spin the chair around.
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Feb 12, 2013
 
Timmy_ wrote:
Three. One to stand on a chair and hold the lightbulb in the socket and two to spin the chair around.
Unless they are psychologists - in which case the light bulb has to want to change.

BA - BOOM.

Sorry, couldn't pass that up.
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Timmy_ wrote:
Three. One to stand on a chair and hold the lightbulb in the socket and two to spin the chair around.
I think the first time I heard that line was in 1965.
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Timmy_ wrote:
Three. One to stand on a chair and hold the lightbulb in the socket and two to spin the chair around.
Wrong. Four. They would have to have a Yankee to tell them which direction to turn.
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How many years do you have to live here to be a local?
How many years did the people from different countries have to live here before they were locals?
If you were born here from parents who were
from elsewhere is the kid a local?
If a yankee moves here and marries a local and has a kid is the kid a local?
If a floridian moves here and marries a local and has a kid is the kid a local?
If a Floridian moves here and marries a local and has a kid do you get a tobacco chewing guy who loves the Florida gators that likes to fish and hunt but can't get away from wearing sandals with socks?
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None. They hire an undocumented worker to do it for them.

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Mostly listening wrote:
How many years do you have to live here to be a local?
How many years did the people from different countries have to live here before they were locals?
If you were born here from parents who were
from elsewhere is the kid a local?
If a yankee moves here and marries a local and has a kid is the kid a local?
If a floridian moves here and marries a local and has a kid is the kid a local?
If a Floridian moves here and marries a local and has a kid do you get a tobacco chewing guy who loves the Florida gators that likes to fish and hunt but can't get away from wearing sandals with socks?
1. only one day
2. only one day
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes
7. No to tobacco
Team preference is optional
Nothing wrong with fishing and hunting
Sandals should always be worn without socks. If you have a socks need then wear athletic shoes or other same type shoes
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Laurel Wood wrote:
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Sandals should always be worn without socks. If you have a socks need then wear athletic shoes or other same type shoes
If you look at their toes and feet, you will agree that socks are necessary.
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Al Coholic wrote:
None. They hire an undocumented worker to do it for them.
That's right. Those Floridiots are so dumb they have to get Mexicans to do it for them.(They would hire a Georgian, but the Floridiots are also too stingy.)

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If you look at their toes and feet, you will agree that socks are necessary.
do they have nasty stinking feet with extremely dry skin and long toenails turned down?
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Laurel Wood wrote:
<quoted text>do they have nasty stinking feet with extremely dry skin and long toenails turned down?
Yes!!!!! OMG you've seen them! The nails are greenish brown with deep ridges....arghhhhh!!!!! And they sit and make a scratching noise on the wood floors when they eat at Mike's.
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Does Not Compute wrote:
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That's right. Those Floridiots are so dumb they have to get Mexicans to do it for them.(They would hire a Georgian, but the Floridiots are also too stingy.)
We would hire a Georgian but they can't seem to figure out righty tighty lefty loosy

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Yes!!!!! OMG you've seen them! The nails are greenish brown with deep ridges....arghhhhh!!!!! And they sit and make a scratching noise on the wood floors when they eat at Mike's.
No surely they don't do it at Mike's that is so gross and rude. Its winter are they still wearing sandals in this cold weather, just think what summer is going to look like. I guess we can't complain to management at Mike's for they need customers no matter what. This is a bad economy for the small business owner. I love eating at Mike's and I have been wondering about the noise, I thought it was their grunting while eating LOL!

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Mostly listening wrote:
How many years do you have to live here to be a local?
How many years did the people from different countries have to live here before they were locals?
If you were born here from parents who were
from elsewhere is the kid a local?
If a yankee moves here and marries a local and has a kid is the kid a local?
If a floridian moves here and marries a local and has a kid is the kid a local?
If a Floridian moves here and marries a local and has a kid do you get a tobacco chewing guy who loves the Florida gators that likes to fish and hunt but can't get away from wearing sandals with socks?
You must be born and raised here to be a local.
Dont know wouldnt around in the 1700's.
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Floridian wrote:
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We would hire a Georgian but they can't seem to figure out righty tighty lefty loosy
Sure we know the difference:

Georgia girls are tighty...

and Floridian girls are loosy!!
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It only takes one Floridian to call a certified electrical contractor that must have proof of liability insurance and a proper I.D. card and a large assortment of guaranteed for life light bulbs.
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big news wrote:
It only takes one Floridian to call a certified electrical contractor that must have proof of liability insurance and a proper I.D. card and a large assortment of guaranteed for life light bulbs.
Sounds like a very smart Floridian.
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Floridian wrote:
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Sounds like a very smart Floridian.
Sounds like an idiot who can't do anything for themselves.
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big news wrote:
It only takes one Floridian to call a certified electrical contractor that must have proof of liability insurance and a proper I.D. card and a large assortment of guaranteed for life light bulbs.
I have 4 bulbs in the foyer that are 27 foot high, I'm not changing those if they ever go out, I'll just hire someone and yes if I can find a reasonable licensed electrician I will use him.
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Florida people don't bother doing jobs like that..
Just throw a dollar on the floor and watch the hillbilly s and Mexicans fight over who's going to get the job.

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