“Shoots a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#1 Nov 9, 2013
Iz back so youns might as well gives up a tryin to sway them Dumb Hillbilly's to yore ways of thinkin. Youse haint gonna dids thet nos more fer iz will pull ons yore coats.

Help Clean up Georgia....SHOOTS A FLORIDIAN!!!
Curious

Ellijay, GA

#2 Nov 10, 2013
SO have you been entertaining in the creek?

“Shoots a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#3 Nov 10, 2013
Curious wrote:
SO have you been entertaining in the creek?
Nope, been getin holes poked han under the knife. The bad thing was the nurses was all ugly han don't like creek water. Had several of them pulmonary embolism thingies. Had to have some springs, wires han stints puts in soes iz don't has to take blood thiners han such fer the rest of my days. Gots rid of all them ole blood clots whats slowed me down. Iz seen my carde doc han iz good to go again han trap me some of them ole smelly Floridians. Iz is allmost like iz in my 40s. Iz swipped me one of them long skinny knives whats them surgen fellers use, hit sure will maks a good skinning knife fer to use on them smelly ones.
Iz just shore awantin to ketch han skin me a Floridian so iz ken listin to him holler.
Georgia Idiots

Toccoa, GA

#4 Nov 10, 2013
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text>Nope, been getin holes poked han under the knife. The bad thing was the nurses was all ugly han don't like creek water. Had several of them pulmonary embolism thingies. Had to have some springs, wires han stints puts in soes iz don't has to take blood thiners han such fer the rest of my days. Gots rid of all them ole blood clots whats slowed me down. Iz seen my carde doc han iz good to go again han trap me some of them ole smelly Floridians. Iz is allmost like iz in my 40s. Iz swipped me one of them long skinny knives whats them surgen fellers use, hit sure will maks a good skinning knife fer to use on them smelly ones.
Iz just shore awantin to ketch han skin me a Floridian so iz ken listin to him holler.
Well glad your heart is good but it hasn't made you any kinder.. Thought maybe those stints would help get the blood flow up to your brain so it would work now, but it seems that your the same.:)dang..
twin

Commerce, GA

#5 Nov 10, 2013
I think a kid wrote this post. Any adult wouldn't be this ignorant and immature. If it is an adult, shame on you. Why can't you be happy people are actually coming to this small town? It's 2013, this ignorance is ridiculous.

“Shoots a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#6 Nov 11, 2013
twin wrote:
I think a kid wrote this post. Any adult wouldn't be this ignorant and immature. If it is an adult, shame on you. Why can't you be happy people are actually coming to this small town? It's 2013, this ignorance is ridiculous.
Iz sez ther yore self is new to this here topix thingie. Is you one of them ole smelly ones whats from Floridee or maby youse is a yankee halfback.
By the way this kid is 82 years young.

Iz just a poor ole dumb feller whats was borned hearabouts.

Has you gots webs tween yore toes from thet Floridee swamp water or does yore self has them over size ears from thet yankee cold?

“Shoots a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#7 Nov 11, 2013
Georgia Idiots wrote:
<quoted text> Well glad your heart is good but it hasn't made you any kinder.. Thought maybe those stints would help get the blood flow up to your brain so it would work now, but it seems that your the same.:)dang..
Iz better than I've been in a few years. You better watch yore step for iz settin traps fer womans to. Iz agonna ketch me a couple to play ins the creek wiff. Iz likes them Floridee womans wiff them golden tans whats wears them stringie water suit thingsies.
Bears Way

Hollywood, FL

#8 Nov 11, 2013
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text> Iz better than I've been in a few years. You better watch yore step for iz settin traps fer womans to. Iz agonna ketch me a couple to play ins the creek wiff. Iz likes them Floridee womans wiff them golden tans whats wears them stringie water suit thingsies.
me too, I am happy you are feeling up,to,snuff. I will be careful sneaking around your property with Teddy.
well

Cornelia, GA

#9 Nov 11, 2013
Now don't none of yuns go thinkin I wrote this. I'd be tickled silly if tham part timers would head back up north or down south or wharever they came from.
twin wrote:
I think a kid wrote this post. Any adult wouldn't be this ignorant and immature. If it is an adult, shame on you. Why can't you be happy people are actually coming to this small town? It's 2013, this ignorance is ridiculous.

“Shoots a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#10 Nov 12, 2013
Bears Way wrote:
<quoted text> me too, I am happy you are feeling up,to,snuff. I will be careful sneaking around your property with Teddy.
My three little girls woulds like Teddy. My Katy, Kandy han Kela They says he would be goods to play wiff.

“Shoots a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#11 Dec 6, 2013
Georgia Idiots wrote:
<quoted text> Well glad your heart is good but it hasn't made you any kinder.. Thought maybe those stints would help get the blood flow up to your brain so it would work now, but it seems that your the same.:)dang..
Now Girlie you knows thet iz likes you. your only drawback is thet thing you gots bout Floridiots han try'n to takes up fer them.

Iz knows you gots thet Gator farm han iz awantin me some Gator tail. Iffin iz message yore self han gives you my address woulds you ships me some Gator Tail fer to eat fer X-Mas. Iz haint worried bout the cost. C.O.D. or whatever.

By the way, iz ketched me a smelly one a couple of days ago ins one offen my snares. Iz must be getting soft ins the head fer when I seen thet smelly Floridian a shiverin han shakin from bein in the trap all night iz felt plumb sorry for his self han lets him go. I should have skinned him to show that iz back, buts its the hollerdays.

“Our Cause Isn't Lost”

Since: Jan 11

Blairsville, GA

#12 Dec 6, 2013
Looks like I’m just going to have to ‘fess up’, I can’t tell if this is Chain or Slow.

No offence to Chainsaw, but your dialect and style was always somewhat different from Slowpok.

I got to say this sounds an awful lot like the Slowpok I remember, and miss.

“Our Cause Isn't Lost”

Since: Jan 11

Blairsville, GA

#13 Dec 6, 2013
twin wrote:
I think a kid wrote this post. Any adult wouldn't be this ignorant and immature. If it is an adult, shame on you. Why can't you be happy people are actually coming to this small town? It's 2013, this ignorance is ridiculous.
There is a saying in these parts you need to learn and understand.

“Some people shouldn’t live in the Mountains!”

I’m sure at first, this will offend you. And if it does, assuming you have chosen to live here, then the reality is you are simply going to have to get used to it.

You have chosen a distinctive and beautiful area in which to live. Rich with a unique people. Our heritage overflows with a Native American, Southern, Appalachian Mountain ancestry unmatched, and difficult to find anywhere else.

Our ancestors being mainly poor, uneducated, God fearing, and mostly dependent upon the land; from the original colonial settlements through out these mountains, to the “Trail of Tears” and thru the War of Northern Aggression have survived those who have recognized the beauty of our land, and the value of our resources, and consequently have come to take advantage of our meager facility including human, material, and lands.

A natural progression of intolerance toward our predestined lives of poverty ensued, as many of advantage, after taking our lands and livelihoods, felt a superiority they thought warranted further intolerances of our simple ways of life, and then began to demand that we start to change our ways of life to meet with their expectations.

And so yet into this modern age, that progression of intolerance continues, even to include our own (those left that is). And even though, those who succumb to an attitude of that same intolerance, or embarrassment, or maybe just a sense of being high and mighty, we recognize their betrayal.

With those wishing to become who and what we represent, speaking for only myself, I think most of us welcome you. The thing is; you need to know who we are, what we represent, and why. You moved here because you liked what you found. We, and I am sure you, don’t want it to be like where you moved from. If so, go back.

Take care of our forest, be aware, you live in the homes of wild animals, we are their guests, don’t needlessly cause them any harm. If you don’t want any trees around you, then don’t rape our mountains, move to the beach. We are a friendly, simple, hard working, mostly Godly people, who, for the most part, just want to be left alone.

And finally try to learn our ways and humor. You will find it much different than that to which you are accustomed. We are not dumb as a rock. Maybe we are “funning”, maybe we are pulling your leg; get used to it, loosen up, enjoy the mountains and its people, or maybe you shouldn’t be here at all. As stated earlier.

Some people just shouldn’t live in the Mountains.

P.S. Don’t know about Chainsaw, but Slowpok has an intelligence level that I suspect would far exceed many of us (including you) put together.

These are simply personas. I prefer to address mostly issues of serious concern. Some like to “fun”, others are just plan wicked; you might find anything upon this site.

But without any reliable and unbiased news sources, this is where you dig for info.

“Shoots a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#14 Dec 7, 2013
GA-LAW-FF wrote:
Looks like I’m just going to have to ‘fess up’, I can’t tell if this is Chain or Slow.
No offence to Chainsaw, but your dialect and style was always somewhat different from Slowpok.
I got to say this sounds an awful lot like the Slowpok I remember, and miss.
Iz is ole Slowpok iz just added chainsaw kause the moderator had complaints from them ole smelly Floridians bout me skinning them. Iz been kinda under the knife agettin them pulmonary embolism thingies fixed. Them sawbones did me good, they puts in stints han screens han wires. Iz will bes ahangin them ole smelly Floridians half skint from the ole iron bridge fore long.

Hows yore self adoin ther Law Dawg??

“Shoots a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#15 Dec 7, 2013
twin wrote:
I think a kid wrote this post. Any adult wouldn't be this ignorant and immature. If it is an adult, shame on you. Why can't you be happy people are actually coming to this small town? It's 2013, this ignorance is ridiculous.
Lookie here whats this here Twin done wrote. Doz Twin mean thet ther are two offen you forners roundabouts. Iz knows thet yore self is dumb, what bouts yore clone.

Iz tells you what, you just roll over han licks yore self like the dumb animal you is. Hows thet fer a Kid?

“Our Cause Isn't Lost”

Since: Jan 11

Blairsville, GA

#16 Dec 7, 2013
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text>Iz is ole Slowpok iz just added chainsaw kause the moderator had complaints from them ole smelly Floridians bout me skinning them. Iz been kinda under the knife agettin them pulmonary embolism thingies fixed. Them sawbones did me good, they puts in stints han screens han wires. Iz will bes ahangin them ole smelly Floridians half skint from the ole iron bridge fore long.
Hows yore self adoin ther Law Dawg??
Well it sure is good to see you back. Happy to hear you’re doing so well. You certainly have been missed.

Just look at the difference in my long boring dissertation in response to ‘twin’ and your light hearty and “fun” perspective.

I can’t change, or neither could you, but maybe both types of perspectives serve some useful purpose.

Now if only “Reb” would return; interesting conversation, debate, and entrainment could as well.

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