Dear Santa......all I want

Dear Santa......all I want

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pleez

Commerce, GA

#1 Dec 25, 2013
it's 16 degrees outside this '13 Christmas Eve. I'm gettin older. I ain't hard to please. All I want is a tomato sandwich. Lots of pepper. Dukes mayo. Slice of vidalia onion on the side, if possible.

Happy whatever

Young Harris, GA

#2 Dec 25, 2013
And all I want for Christmas is one blistering hot, drop-dead gorgeous blue eyed, blond haired nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store. ;o)
Sassafrass Tea

Kathleen, GA

#3 Dec 25, 2013
I want to have good health and receive good results from medical tests.
Just a thought

Commerce, GA

#4 Dec 25, 2013
I want one world filled with justice and fairness and iced with compassion.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

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#5 Dec 25, 2013
Alls iz wants is very simple. Iz wants a hilljill what haint skeered of the cool water ins my creek han will play in the creek wiff me.
Sassafrass Tea

Kathleen, GA

#6 Dec 25, 2013
Chainsaw Five wrote:
Alls iz wants is very simple. Iz wants a hilljill what haint skeered of the cool water ins my creek han will play in the creek wiff me.
Good luck and do you suppose it could be you instead of the cool water they are scared of? Just want you to remain humble about your situation.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

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#7 Dec 25, 2013
Sassafrass Tea wrote:
<quoted text>Good luck and do you suppose it could be you instead of the cool water they are scared of? Just want you to remain humble about your situation.
Now Sassy frassy Girl thar haint no reason fer them Hilly Jilly girls to be skeered of ole Slowpoks. Iz just likes to rubs on'm when thays wet. Why thar haint nuffin as purty as a neeked wet Womans with fresh creek waters aflowin round them just as nature intended.
Lawdey!! Lawdey!!
Sassafrass Tea

Dahlonega, GA

#8 Dec 25, 2013
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text> Now Sassy frassy Girl thar haint no reason fer them Hilly Jilly girls to be skeered of ole Slowpoks. Iz just likes to rubs on'm when thays wet. Why thar haint nuffin as purty as a neeked wet Womans with fresh creek waters aflowin round them just as nature intended.
Lawdey!! Lawdey!!
So sorry its probably that the women have no taste in fine men! However, with these extreme temps neeked is fairly scary to a semi sane person.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#9 Dec 29, 2013
Sassafrass Tea wrote:
<quoted text> So sorry its probably that the women have no taste in fine men! However, with these extreme temps neeked is fairly scary to a semi sane person.
Now ther you gos, haint nobody ever said thet them Hilly Jillys is Sane. Is you is or is you not my Girlie?? <(;o)

“Our Cause Isn't Lost”

Since: Jan 11

Blairsville, GA

#10 Dec 29, 2013
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text>Now ther you gos, haint nobody ever said thet them Hilly Jillys is Sane. Is you is or is you not my Girlie?? <(;o)
Hey Slow, should that be "is you is or is you ain't my Girlie?

Just want to make sure you are grammaticly correct.
big news

Maysville, GA

#11 Dec 30, 2013
Impeach Obama.
Searching

Young Harris, GA

#12 Dec 30, 2013
GA-LAW-FF wrote:
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Hey Slow, should that be "is you is or is you ain't my Girlie?
Just want to make sure you are grammaticly correct.
It's ... grammatically.... ;o)
Gelitan

Morganton, GA

#13 Dec 30, 2013
big news wrote:
Impeach Obama.
And a re-call election for our county commissioner.
Just a thought

Commerce, GA

#14 Dec 30, 2013
Gelitan wrote:
<quoted text>And a re-call election for our county commissioner.
I would love to be the first one to sign that petition.
Dumber Than Dirt

Blairsville, GA

#15 Dec 30, 2013
Just a thought wrote:
<quoted text> I would love to be the first one to sign that petition.
All it takes is a piece of paper and you to go around and get people to sign. But you won't do it, will you? Nope. You're too lazy and worthless to do it. So just stay on Topix and keep complaining like all the other Misfits.
Searching

Young Harris, GA

#16 Dec 30, 2013
Dumber Than Dirt wrote:
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All it takes is a piece of paper and you to go around and get people to sign. But you won't do it, will you? Nope. You're too lazy and worthless to do it. So just stay on Topix and keep complaining like all the other Misfits.
It's not as simple as that! There are VERY specfic laws governing a recall petition, including registration, the number of signatures, verification of those signitures, and the time-line during which they must be collected, and the expense of a legal challenge, Plus, around here, with as many crazies with guns as we have, there would also be safety issues.

“Our Cause Isn't Lost”

Since: Jan 11

Blairsville, GA

#17 Dec 30, 2013
Searching wrote:
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It's ... grammatically.... ;o)
Ok. Thatís what happens when someone who canít spell, doesnít use spell check.

But, anyhow yíall got the jest.
Searching

Young Harris, GA

#18 Dec 30, 2013
GA-LAW-FF wrote:
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Ok. Thatís what happens when someone who canít spell, doesnít use spell check.
But, anyhow yíall got the jest.
We all do it from time to time. It's just fun to be on the "giving" end than "receiving" for a change. It's good that you have a sense of humor.
Sassafrass Tea

Kathleen, GA

#19 Dec 30, 2013
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text>Now ther you gos, haint nobody ever said thet them Hilly Jillys is Sane. Is you is or is you not my Girlie?? <(;o)
Chaingang, I think you refer to me as a hill jill and I refer to you as the "booger man". I consider myself sane and I am sure you do also. As for being your Girlie, what do you think? How would I know if you wanted to be the partner to a hill jill girlie, just sayin?
Fud

Jefferson, GA

#20 Dec 30, 2013
A flat headed woman.

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