Joke Blair cops

[IceT]

Has anyone else noticed the arrogant, self-righteous, not to mention worthless pieces of skin that form the Blair Police department?? Just today I watched 2 cruisers run stop signs and another officer puke was talking on a cell phone while driving. This is stuff that we get in trouble for. OK, just to be fair, he was either pleasuring himself in his swine ear-hole or talking on a cell phone. Anyone else tired of seeing them waiting for people to leave the bars? How about when they feel the need to use three or four cars and three or four officers to arrest one person HAHA?? OR ONE UN-ARMED WOMAN IN A PARKING LOT?? I wish my buddy had actually been angry as was stated in his arresting officer's report. Had he really been, 3 or 4 of the pudgy, sedentary douche-bags would have been needed.

I never understood what my uncle meant when he said that if I couldn't get a real job I could always be a city cop. It makes sense now. These organ sacks are not in it to protect and serve, nor do they heed some higher calling. This is the only way they will ever be able to exert any kind of influence over another person or have any kind of authority within the bounds of their worthless existences. They got stuffed into lockers, got ben-gay in there gym shorts, and now it feels good to put someone under THEIR thumbs. Oh god finally. So the next time you get pulled over or detained and the officer has this irritating smirk on his face, just think of how goooood it feels. And if they do really really good, they get the golden prick award and become state troopers.

Oh and dont get me started on the raspy old bag at the probation office. PERFECT example of self-righteousness. Yes of course, if we obey the "law" we wouldn't be on probation. Also, if smoking were illegal, she might not sound like a pencil sharpener. I would, however, like to spend some quality time with the short one with the nice thick butt. Shes hot.

When you get pulled over, and the chump comes up and does his thing, do you know why he goes an sits in his car for 10-15 mins?? I thought he was doing paper work and calling stuff in. Nope. After living in this town, I'm sure hes just waiting for his woody to go down. It would amaze me if these guys can still satisfy their wives after a shift of screwing the rest of the city.

[The saga continues]

Explain why when you do happen to get pulled over, why must you wait 10 or 20 minutes for them to get "back up"??? How worthless are these douchebags??? Do they really need back up, or do they need a buddy to rub their boner against to celebrate another job well done? I swear these departments, police and sheriff, are a complete waste of Washington county resources. I recently went to Ft. Calhoun and noticed 2 cruisers (of course on a hot sweaty backup tag team mission from god) with one silver pontiac pulled over in the right lane, blocking the entire lane of course, but I didn't think much of it. Upon returning from Calhoun,, almost FORTY freaking minutes later,,,,, THEY WERE STILL THERE. Thats some damn fine work, boys. Now I know why you douchebags always prance around in your ballistic vests. Do you guys also hum the Mission Impossible theme while you're parked on the side of the road monitoring traffic? I do realize that traffic laws need to be enforced and making your presence known on the side of the road slows people down, granted. But Christ, get the job done and get the hell out of the way. Happy Valenswine's day, piggies.

[Lt Dangle]

All you need is good video and audio evidence of questionable police practices combined with good legal help and you can some of their badges I'm sure. The technology exists, people. Just buy it and carry it with you. Turn it on when you need it and you can have a better representation of your side of the story. Just make sure they dont find it or you'll never see it again. Always remember that its your word against serveral of theirs.

I do notice a difference between omaha cops who seem to have something to do, and Blair cops who seem to need a hobby. Are there to many so they get bored and resort to playing Rambo?

There is a huge difference between enforcing the law because its your job, and finding a way to impose the law because you don't have anything better to do.

[wow]

I hope your little apartment complex mission really required 3 cars and 3 pigs. Took 5 minutes, pretty quick. Did you find out that the offender was one of the townies that you know so you just let them go?? No out of towners to be your Patsy for the evening? Hey, at least you had the minumum 3 for a good circle jerk.

[once again]

THIS time i saw one COMPLETELY blow a stop sign ON A CELL PHONE. Dammit i wish you obese cholesterol clogged jerk offs would talk on your phones and pull out in front of a semi....

[jesus]

ok this is a new one. Oh my god the blair police are the biggest grade A, premium, 100% pure douchebags I have ever seen in my life.

I JUST WATCHED a bored, fat, limp dick (you are obese, sedentary, and hilariously out of shape so you must be impotent too right?) blair cop apply full accelerator to his cruiser in The FUCKING QUAIL RUN APARTMENT PARKING LOT. was that really called for tubby? The people you were after weren't even breaking the law. MAYBE MAYBE disturbing the peace being a little to loud. YOU WERE HERE FOR TEN MINUTES, but it was still appropriate to mash your car full speed across a 100 foot parking lot. I hope the cheap rush was worth it assholes.

I hate you all, really.

No,, fucking really.

It would have been nice if there was actually a reason for the high speed commando action whitnessed tonight.

You should all have just stayed janitors or grocery stockers. Its painfully evident thats all that you are qualified for.